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He hasn't told her yet or she prefers to pitch? I keed, I keed, or whatever.....

JS and fellow deid kindergarteners, JS was correct on his conspiracy theory. The REMFs have strengthened their position and now reign down on you from the highest seat in all the deid kingdom. A birdie from the deid told me of a message, it was intercepted from the highest levels, and I’m sure will be posted here shortly. It calls for the chow-hall-like refusal of service at all locations on base for uniform/safety violations. It also request the Security Force RAMs (but for reflective belts) all over base by all management. I am sorry, save yourselves. I hope never to visit there again. It is worse than elementary school, except in elementary school, I wasn't trusted with hundreds of millions of dollars in equipment and trusted with hundreds of lives. I cannot be trusted to walk, freaking WALK without being reflective. I am too dumb to move out of the way of the runaway forklift plowing thru the chow-hall. The walls didn’t stop him, but my reflectiveness will. God have mercy on your souls.

Slots are programmed with an attrition rate. Washouts, Med DQ's, SIEs are accounted for in planning the number of slots needed/available.

Quick! Someone delete this before it is read by the wrong eyes.

What is the "facebook" all the kids are talking about? It sounds like a fad. I think titbook or assbook would have more staying power.

Annoying Probably still annoying, but hotter edit to add- before reduction- remember save the boobs. after an evil plastic surgeon undid God's work

Then- Now-

How about- Then- Now- Then Now

Do this but with reflective belts

No. I'm saying crush the nuts of the next fuckchop who grabs your tray or some other equivalent crap, right then and there. But you've got to choose the correct shit to fight. Fighting the stupidity of the regs is going to get you nowhere. You'll waste time and breath fighting about wearing sunglasses on your head, saluting in PT gear, etc. But the chow hall crap- The chow hall reflective belt shit is riduculous and worthy of complete insubordination. And anyone who corrects you without proper respect for rank or military customs- should be crushed. And like I said- I've avoided the deid for sometime- so take it for what it's worth.

I haven't been to the deid in years, so feel free to ignore the post below- Here's the deal- Rules are rules- stupid or not, they're still the rules. Most "leaders" could give a shit about reflective belt policies or saluting in PT. They know the rules are asinine and know they serve little purpose, but they have a real job or mission with real concerns. They don't have time or the energy to fight a hoard or hopped-up shoe-clerks in shoe-clerk-Camelot/Redflag. Would they love to crush the retarded policies of the last 100 REMFs to write policy at AUAB? Sure, but they have to look past the everyday queep to see the real mission. <warning, unpopular statements below> If you go to your leadership bitch about the stupid rules, you are wrong. Let them focus on the mission. Now, if someone enforces these stupid rules overzealously (i.e. grabs my tray), that is when you can pursue. But, you are absolutely wrong if you do not correct disrespectful behavior the moment it happens. Make it the military again, don't be a wuss. If this shit happens every day, you should be geared for the confrontation with the next REMF before it happens. Know your angle and the rules. If you're walking around with your shirt untucked- you're breaking a rule and you'll lose that battle. But if the untuck is an honest mistake (i.e working out) and the "enforcer" of said rule is disrespectful, change the situation from the uniform infraction to the disrespect. Hammer the toolbag for customs and courtesies- tie it back to core values, have the tool recite the core values. Ask them what is more important- disrespecting a officer or a PT shirt untucked- what sets a bad example for airmen? You can't change the rules, they're locked in some vault hidden in some first shirts room. You can change the culture- take the military back, follow the stupid rules and shwack the next REMF who thinks they can enforce rules with out proper military customs and courtesies.

It's never too early....

I thought the last article, "Putting life in perspective 6,000 miles from home" was pretty good. Having to have a reflective belt to eat at the chow hall is no doubt shoe-clerkery run amok. At least he had some perspective when he pinned the article. edit- where'd the article go???

Out REMF the MSgt and file assault charges. (i keed, i keed...but not really)

Are these payments for life? If it were for disabled vets only, I'd vote for it. I've already been paid for my service in GWOT and next time I go over, I'll be paid again. I don't need a subsidy. Seems like disabled vets continue pay for their service everyday for the rest of their lives. IMHO, we can't pay them enough.

You definitely don't want an approach to OTBH, you want the departure. Trust me.

M2, Admitting you have a problem is the first step... You're like a woman buying shoes, but you're buying mil surplus weapons. Which is awesome.... Nevermind, you don't have a problem. Unless you consider awesomeness a problem.

In my best Paul Harvey voice- "And now....page seventy."

So lack of a disco belt means you can not eat safely? Why would they refuse service and under what authority? Couldn't you say, "Thanks, I must have forgotten it. I'll grab right after I finish eating."

I carry a Bersa .380 CC. It's 7+1 and it even has concealed carry in the name. I can carry it in shorts and a t-shirt and it was cheap. $250 means I don't care too much if it rattles around in the bottom of the boat or jeep floor board.

This happens on the trains to the Pentagon too. Side note- does anyone know the reg # for customs and courtesies?

What the hell? Do you mean we have to be qualified to make remarks here now? Crap, that's going to severely limit some board members' contributions. It's a good thing I'm an internets know-it-all, so no issue here, I can still spout off. edit- clarity in humor.

Worst case senario for SIE- you SIE and get married. She ends up finding a strong man, not some pussy that would give up his life long dream for a few tears, and leaves your ass. She takes half your shit and all of your manhood. Best cas senario for SIE- you SIE and get married. She doesn't leave you. Everyday, you play the what if game in your head. 2.5 kids, a dog and a mortgage, and some crap job. You'll be the guy that always tells you how they could have been a pilot, but _________(fill in the blank). Your blank will be filled in with wifey's name instead of a DUI, bad eyes, heart problems, Flt CC rating, or whatever. Here's what you need to do. Reach down into your pants, find your scrotum and see if there are testicles still in it. If there are you can either put them in her purse, or man up and follow your dream. side note- do not become a writer.

Only noticed after 08Dawg pointed out that she was married. Great pic, even with the apparent lack of nipples and man-hands.

And man-hands....