Saying good morning to ATC - On approach to Athens, Greece
Co: Kalemare Athini, Bozo 22, request vectors for approach
ATC: Happy squid to you Bozo 22, turn heading 345 and begin descent
Kalimera is good day, kalemare is an appetizer - if you're going to say good morning, good evening, ets; at least get it right.
And as for nicknames based on mess ups - talk to the young nav who got his finger stuck in the O2 bottle and then called command post to send out a life support guy to help him out - his new Delta Tau name from then until forever is "Pinky."