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This is why I think NOTAMS are for the most part, worthless. Flying from OTBH to OKAS, NOTAMS say the right runway is closed UFN! When we arrive tower clears me to land on the right, I query them asking for clarification because the right in NOTAM'd closed... Negative, left is closed land on right. OK, so what good was the NOTAM. Turns out it was a mistake and base ops corrected it 10 min before we landed.

WOW, great pictures! Now check these out.

Distraction? Are you referring to the abundance of hot chicks that need sex?

Dude, when I was at the Died back in Nam, my LM had some Myoplex that the mice broke into.. We came back to the tent and found some BUILT fvckin mice carrying sticks and shit. It was scary.

Funny! Yes, diet is important, and the suplemtnt suggestions you were slaming are very interesting! First, FF sugested N.O. Explode... souds like something you would tell a drunk chick at a bar... Contains: 1.81 Lbs. Fruit Punch Supplement Facts Serving Size1Scoop(20.5g) †† Calories 25 Total Carbohydrates 6g 2% Sugars 0g ** Vitamin B6(Pyridoxine HCL) 25mg 1,250% Vitamin B9(Folic Acid) 400mcg 100% Vitamin B12(Cyanocobalamin) 120mcg 2,000% Calcium 75mg 8% Phosphorus 535mg 54% Magnesium 360mg 90% Sodium 235mg 10% Potassium 75mg 2% N.O.-Xplode™'s Proprietary Blend 18,000mg ** (Contains A Patented Nutrient Suspension Matrix & Efforsorb™ Delivery System) Wow 18,000mg of crap! N.O. Meta-FusionPatent Pending ** L-Arginine AKG, L-Citrulline Malate, RC-NOS™ (Rutacarpine 95%), L-Citrulline AKG, L-Histidine AKG, NAD (Nicotinamide Adenine Dinucleotide), Gynostemma Pentaphyllum (Leaves & Stem) (Gypenosides 95%) AVPT (Advanced Volumizing & Performance Technology) ** Modified Glucose Polymers (Maltodextrin), Di-Creatine Malate, Trimethylglycine, Creatine Ethyl Ester -Beta-Alanine Dual Action Composite (CarnoSyn®), Sodium Bicarbonate, Sodium Creatine Phosphate Matrix, Creatinol-O-Phosphate-Malic Acid Interfusion, Glycocyamine, Guanidino Proplonic Acid, Cinnulin PF® (Aqueous Cinnamon Extract) (Bark), Ketoisocaproate Potassium, Creatine ABB (Creatine Alpha-Amino-N-Butyrate) Ener-Tropic Xplosion™(Patent Pending) ** L-Tyrosine, Taurine, Glucuronolactone, Methylxanthine (Caffeine), L-Tyrosine AKG, MCT's (Medium Chain Triglycerides)[Coconut], Common Periwinkle Vinpocetine 99%, Vincamine 99%, Vinburnine 99% (Whole Plant) Phospho-Electrolyte Replacements™ ** Di-Calcium Phosphate, Di-Potassium Phosphate, Di-Sodium Phosphate Glycerol Hydrating Polymers™ ** Potassium Glycerophosphate, Magnesium Glycerophosphate, Glycerol Stearate Second, Krabs sugested White Flood... at first I thought he jumped the gun on Obama Hussien ending "don't ask don't tell"... Contains (besides lots of Protein): Calories 0 Calories From Fat 0 Potassium(as Gluconate) 36mg 1% Folate(as Folic Acid) 250mcg 63% Selenium(as Selenium Amino Acid Chelate) 100mcg 143% ENO Flood Complex™ 2500mg † Crap Arginine AKG (2200 Mg), Ornithine AKG (800mg) FlooDurance™ 2400mg † Crap Beta Alanine (1700 Mg), L-Tyrosine (700 Mg) Energy & Antioxidant Flood Complex 3825mg † Crap Inosine, Gamma-Aminobutyric Acid (GABA), Glucuronolactone, Natural Caffeine, Potassium Gluconate, Cocoa Bean (Extracted For 99% Theobromine), Evodia Rutaecarpa (95% Evodiamine Extract), L-Norvaline, Sugar Cane (Extracted For 60% Octacosanol), Coenzyme Q10, Vinpocetine, Alpha-Carotene, Zeaxanthin, Crytoxanthin, Lutein, Folic Acid, Selenium, Huperzia Seratta (Extracted For 99% Huperzine A) * Percent Daily Values (DV) are based on a 2,000 calorie diet † Daily Value not established Other Ingredients Maltodextrin, Vegetable Magnesium Stearate, Artificial Colors All of this good stuff can be found (for a much cheaper price) in something called FOOD

The big deal is the fact that the Commander, in addition to the normal BS he has to deal with on a daily basis, is going to have to consistently worry about IG complaints, Sexual Harassment, and all the other crap that come from irresistible 69 jokes. This is why the number 69 was banned on the call-sign list when I was at Yokota. Even though they probably banned it so you wouldn't have 30 C-21 guys fighting over who was going to be MOJO 69.

3. She wants it.

2 I was thinking the same thing.... Oh, wait, what the hell did you say?

Correct! For instance.... Page 11 and 24 Is on page 13 and 23 Page 13 and 22 Page 8 and 24 Page 11 and 22 That is just the tip of the iceberg! If you suck so bad that you can't come up with something on your own. At least take 5 minutes to go though the 24 pages of this thread and you will see you are not the only lazy person around. Correct! For instance.... Page 11 and 24 Is on page 13 and 23 Page 13 and 22 Page 8 and 24 Page 11 and 22 That is just the tip of the iceberg! If you suck so bad that you can't come up with something on your own. At least take 5 minutes to go though the 24 pages of this thread and you will see you are not the only lazy person around. ADDED: Double posted on purpose to make a point.

OK, I am going to try something new here.... an original post with hot chicks! Will someone please stop the repeated posting of the same pictures posted from other web sites. Yes they are hot, yes they are funny, but posting it for the 12th time is getting old!

You are right! Not funny... It's funny as hell!

My ass! First of all, I have a 12 yr old T-shirt that I only wear on checkrides so it will last another 8. "Lots of flying the week prior" Oh, so you are one of those guys that refuses to take there check ride because they haven't been able to "memorize" the profile. I love giving checkrides to people like that. Change one thing on the profile and they screw themselves right thought the ceiling. The best check rides I have ever had were ones where I didn't fly at all prior. If you practice your profile you are only trying to learn how to pass, not learn how to fly. Someone once said fly everyday like you are on a check ride. Well, he was dumber than shit. I say fly a check ride like you fly every day. Last time I took a check ride without any prep the scheduler asked me if I wanted to postpone and get some practice. I said, no. I am an IP and if I cannot pass a checkride without practice the DO probably needs to know that and fire my ass. If you need practice to pass a checkride, I have a job for you. It is called a dumb ass copilot. Not to be confused with hard working copilots that know their shit!

I have used mine all over the world without a rubber, and my equipment is still is good working order.

Actually, the pach was changed... had a dragon on it instead of a T-39. Then a certain Chief of Staff made everyone go back to their historic patches, and this is what the AF Historians told us to go back to. I will never figure all this crap out.

Not entirely true! 459th AS, T-39 on the patch.

Drifters Reef, Wake Island... Yea, it's canned beer and no chicks but the Bar tender is really cool and there is a lot of cool shit on the walls. The Wool Shed, Cains,Australia. The opposite of Drifters Reef... in a good way. Tahiti Romas, Tumon Bay, Guam. Sure it closed 10 yrs ago, but the drinks were chep, it was on the beach,and that is where the strippers would go to drink before work.

No, dumb ass! He what talking about his Avatar!

No, the vUSAF version of the Pred is a real airplane. They bitch about getting assigned to it the way we do UAVs... Ah man, I got an F-15, this sucks. I have to get out from behind my desk and actually fly that damn thing.

Do you think if we started a campaign to run over (with no intent to injure) every body wearing a reflective belt, the AF would ban them for being unsafe?

What the Captain means is, reflective belts save lives and are valuable tools use to keep our Airman safe in combat, sock police play an equally important role in safeguarding our freedoms by enforcing little know uniform standards, and he would be happy to support the Wg/CC and his policies.

No idea about the other assignments. Actually, I am not all that sure about the pilots either. Whenever the 89th comes to town on a recruting trip try asking them about the Presidential Airlift Group...

I think I know where all the confusion is coming from. Apparently according to the article above it is called the Presidential Airlift Group now.. not a flight like is was years ago. That Commander of the PAG is the Presidential Pilot, that is why people think the OG/CC is the Pres Pilot... So it is the PAG/CC not the 89th OG/CC.

You do not apply to fly Air Force One Because technically it is not a squadron. It is a flight. The Presidential Airlift Flight to be exact. There are only about 9 pilots in it, but you can never get anyone to confirm that.

Not true. However, if you have a Bad Q-3 for judgment, unsafe act, or something that shows a serious lack of flight discipline, don't bother sending in your application. 1 or 2 Q-3s are fine, if they were for something minor or complete BS. As for the requirements, they should rename "highly desires" to "absolutely require". Everyone I know that has applied met the highly desire requirements, the min requirement guys were told to try again next year.