I hate the garbage that comes out of people's mouth in the gate area after any sort of announcment from the gate agents:
Gate Agent #1: "We are going to have to switch crews due to the fogged in conditions at CLT that this crew can't fly into."
Joe Schmuckatelli: "You mean these pilots aren't qualified? They just said these pilots aren't qualified to fly the plane!"
OSULAX: "Sir, all pilots have WX Cat's that restrict the type of WX they can fly into"
Joe Schmuckatelli: "No she said he wasn't qualified"
OSULAX: "Have a great flight!"
or
Gate Agent #2: "Announcing departure time change #2 for Flight 69 to DTW, departure time is now 1215.
Sally Rottencrotch: "Great more delays"
OSULAX: "Ma'am, that is actually a good thing, they just moved up the departure time by 20 min."
Sally Rottencrotch: "Ohhhhhhhhhhh"