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Afghanistan exit strategy? What we need to do is dupe one of our adversaries, like China or Iran, into believing that occupying Afghanistan is in their national interest. As a matter of fact, it may would be worth it for the US to pony up some front money to get them started down the path of occupation. Then we can just hand them the keys to the Kingdom of Quagmires and we all (including diplomatic personnel) can depart that lovely place posthaste. Lets just hope there is at least one more country/empire remaining on planet earth that is foolish enough to take the bait. The most recent two US Ambassador killed by terrorist; 1. Benghazi Libya, 11 Sept 2012; The US Ambassador to Libya was killed in a terrorist attack. 2. Kabul Afghanistan, 14 Feb 1979; The US Ambassador to Afghanistan was killed in a terrorist attack. In typical Afghan fashion, the 1979 attack that killed the US Ambassador was an insider attack and the terrorist were wearing Afghan police uniforms. Amazing how times have changed, welcome to reality and the perpetual Afghan time warp.

Shitter graffiti is cheap entertainment, art, and heritage all wrapped in one. The only time it crosses the line is when it involves dicks. https://terminallance...rt-of-dicks-ii/

First let me say I'm sorry for posting this video clip but the Transgender education must move forward (caution advised). CBT#3; Androgynous:

Educating the force on the Transgender community, universal acceptance and integration will follow. CBT#1; Vagainaplasty: https://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/154762/vagainaplasty CBT # 2; Hermaphrodites: https://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/150325/a-secret-revealed

The only things you really need to know about the Border Patrol and Mexicans. https://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/399568/border-patrol https://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/399557/texans-vs-Mexicans https://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/399559/be-sure-to-get-the-edges https://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/399571/base https://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/399562/work-mexican-work https://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/399564/were-going-back

Wow, how things have changed on the Mexican border and in Mexico. Long ago me (+ others) spent mucho time TDY in Ajo Arizona, with free weekends and little or no adult supervision. Our mission was to successfully sneak across the border going the other way and head south. The preferred destination for weekend festivities was the beach town of Puerto Penasco, Mexico. The mode of transportation was a USAF blue 4X4 6PAX. Back in the day this quaint little town had few Americans present, we never ran into any criminal activities, the folks were friendly, and the beach/water was outstanding. It pays to get to know/be friendly with the border guards on both sides.

The point being if you have any lusting to do, take it downtown/out the gate and find someone/thing that's not affiliated with the DoD and this could be applied at any location (including CONUS). Back then, in my units, one of the duties of a good "Wingman" was to step in and prevent such indiscretions as lusting after other military members. Also, sexually assaulting LBFMs/anyone = beat down/criminal act/prosecution/jail time....!

The Philippines is unique when it comes to receiving VA benefits in a foreign country. It is the only foreign country that provides veteran living there the same level of medical benefits/care as those living in the U.S. The medical facilities, care, and ability to get referrals to contract hospitals is similar to the U.S. They also provide full VA benefits (with some exceptions) to eligible members of the Philippine Commonwealth Army, Recognized Guerrillas, and Philippine Scouts.

I'm not sure if the statute of limitations on some of this stuff has expired yet so here is a short version of no lusting after round eyes, one of many, unit level by-laws. I was stationed in PACAF 4 times during the 1970s/80s and my particular units never had a sexual harassment/assault problem with any other U.S. military/civilian female members, not once. We avoided U.S. military/civilian female members at all cost. This may be due to some of the by-laws/codes we lived by during this time. Example; Lusting after round eyes was absolutely outlawed and any violators/violations were harshly punished (in house). Even talking to, looking at for a prolonged period (more than 3 seconds), or talking about a round eye would bring swift punishment if you were caught in the act. Now the units that I was in had no females (U.S. round eyes assigned to them) but there were round eyes on the bases, in other units, so you still could be busted if caught compromising/violating the unit by-laws. Original intent/meaning of "no lusting after round eyes" (old school) = you (members assigned to a specific unit) can only "legally" lust after indigenous/native females........! Modern intent/meaning of "no lusting after round eyes" would possibly look something like this = USAF members can only "legally" lust after indigenous/native persons as determined by the USAF members sexual orientation, preference, and/or choice. This modern stuff gets way to complicated.

My first recommendation for the anticipated new PACAF General Orders; GO #1; No lusting after round eyes: This rule/law worked exceptionally well for that region of the world in the past (for the units that embraced it). This GO #1, if enforced, will significantly reduce or eliminate military on military sexual harassment/assault and it hopefully will make the SAPR folks happy and keep them from harassing the troops. Note; This old rule/law will have to be updated to include guidance for the LGBT community.

One of my close friends was illegally bow hunting deer in a heavily wooded, fenced in, closed area that abutted up against the munitions storage area. There was a perimeter road around this area on three sides and the Security Police would always patrol/park on this road. My friend used a ladder to cross the fence and was slowly moving through the woods stalking deer. He heard a low whistle and looked up and saw a guy in a tree stand about 30 feet away. He quietly made his way over to the tree stand and said to the guy in the stand that he needs to be careful because the cops patrol the area and he could get caught. The guy in the tree stand whispers back to my buddy "don't worry I'm a cop". Anyway this Security Police TSgt ended up graciously sharing this "closed" hunting area with us.

Not serious about the name translation but it sure sounds like his M.O.

Sunken Korean ferry; If even close to being true then WTF. The name of the ships Captain is: Lee Joon-Seok. English translation of the Korean Captains name = He who abandons sinking ship first using the only deployed lifeboat. https://www.examiner.com/article/ferry-captain-on-only-lifeboat-deployed-passengers-may-be-alive-air-pockets

Now this SAPR obstacle course would be hard to pass. https://video.adultswim.com/family-guy/splash-fight.html

Former Fighter Pilots fight over flight suits. https://www.military.com/daily-news/2014/04/16/former-fighter-pilots-fight-over-flight-suits.html?comp=700001075741&rank=2

I have always been way more impressed by military female members when they set records solo and on their own time/dime. The most impressive (to me) female military solo record I have seen in recent years was set by Lisa Novak (Rocket ma'am).Her accomplishments may be hard to top but are challenge worthy for other aspiring female military members. Her record setting effort included; 1. A 900 mile solo drive (without rest or hygiene breaks) using her own funds/time while wearing space diapers. 2. A cat fight instigated by a jilted lover and scorned woman. 3. Attempted kidnapping, burglary, assault, and battery.

Wait until June and this Global Hawk record will be smashed once again. Rumor is that the LGBT community is going to put on a fabulous, record breaking, Global Hawk demonstration during the newly established DoD LGBT pride month (not that there is anything wrong with that). The selected location for this event is still TBD but currently San Francisco and Key West are the preferred choices.

Awkward Boyfriend commercial. https://vid.marketmenot.com/bedsider-awkward-boyfriend-commercial/bedsider-awkward-boyfriend.mp4

Turkish F-16 downs Syrian jet (type?). https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-26706417

Agree ^, here is another proposal/look at how the sausage gets made. Proposal to revamp SBP. https://www.airforcetimes.com/article/20140306/SPECIAL14/303060028/Proposal-would-revamp-Survivor-Benefit-Program?odyssey=mod%7cnextstory

DoD proposes revolutionary changes in retirement benefits. https://www.airforcetimes.com/article/20140306/SPECIAL14/303060030/Exclusive-DoD-proposes-revolutionary-changes-retirement-benefits

Ukraine is a game.

U-28 phaseout, C-130 cuts proposed (AFSOC). https://www.nwfdailynews.com/military/top-story/u-28-phaseout-c-130-cuts-proposed-in-2015-budget-1.286998

Good video; Balaclava = Charge of the Light Brigade.

Furry February and Armpit April actually might not be such a bad idea. I bet this would significantly reduce the number of sexual assaults, particularly if they incorporate some type of anti-hygiene component.