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StoleIt

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  1. When the B-2 first came out wasn't it not allowed to fly into precip? I thought there was something about its RAM paint or something that didn't like water. I know lately its all weather but still when it was new I could have sworn hearing about it being VFR only or something...hmm off to Google I go...
  2. Any clue when Osprey drops are gonna start happening? I have always had a little itch for Helo's because they are different...so I figure the Osprey must be the best of both worlds...
  3. I'd be interested to see how they figure an F-22 and an Su-47 would go at it. Probably try BVR and nobody can lock eachother up and then just close in and go for guns?
  4. StoleIt

    Walk of shame

    Hahah! Awesome.
  5. Had too.
  6. I hope this doesn't come down to pilot error. This would probably be one of the most expensive "oopsies" ever if so.
  7. Lets try to jump start this thread again:
  8. Out of curiosity, any way to tell if it was a C model? And when the wheels are in the up position do they still rotate? It looks like the tail is the only part of the Hog that is touching the ground. I assume it would just require repairs to the GUA-8A and then a tail inspection or what not and they be back on flying status? That doesn't look like any where near enough damage to total the plane...
  9. I'd venture to bet the VSTOL capability or what not the -35C has would be a bitch of an engineering problem to make with two engines. Just a thought.
  10. Haha, or maybe the trunk monkey in an F-15E looks strikingly similar to a WSO...food for thought.
  11. ^ THAT IS CRAZY!!!
  12. It's just as fair as stealth, laser guided munitions, and heat seeking a2a weapons...those are all as fair as UCAVs or UAVs or whatever they are called these days.
  13. Altitude and distance for a 3* glide slope distance x 300 + airport elevation so if your 10 miles out on an ILS and the airport elevation is 500ft: 10nm x 300 + 500ft = 3500 MSL
  14. (YouTube: Top Gear Veyron Typhoon to see who wins)
  15. I though Chuck Norris jokes were out of style? Regardless: Chuck Norris doesn't request clearances, he states intentions. Chuck Norris is the only person ever to land on runway 37. Hijackers squawk 7400 when Chuck Norris is on board If you ever lose sight of Chuck Norris, check your six o'clock. When Chuck Norris taxies onto the runway, incoming traffic is told to hold short Chuck Norris never "loses" altitude, he simply gets rid of it when he no longer has any use for it. Chuck Norris has never landed with a crosswind. The wind would never dare get cross with Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris flies, the altimeter setting is 00.00. Chuck Norris is never under pressure. When the BASH condition is Red, planes don't fly. When the BASH condition is Norris, birds don't fly. Chuck Norris has never had a midair collision, He has shot down anyplane that has gotten within 10 miles When told to break at the numbers, Chuck Norris politely reminded the controller that Chuck Norris cannot be broken and proceeded with the straight in. Right of Way rules do not apply when Chuck Norris is flying. If you are flying toward Chuck Norris, you are wrong. Chuck Norris doesn't shoot approaches...he kills them. Chuck Norris is never off of glideslope, the glideslope is off of Chuck Norris Chuck Yeager broke the sound barrier with his Bell X-1. Chuck Norris broke the sound barrier with his fist. Chuck Norris doesn't manage operational risk...he seeks it. An ejection seat is not safe until Chuck Norris gets out of it. Chuck Norris doesn't need crew rest...he never sleeps. Chuck Norris was once denied a clearance...once. Minimum Safe Altitudes do not apply when Chuck Norris is airborne,if you are in the air when Chuck Norris is flying you are never safe. Chuck Norris is never given the instructions "when able" . Chuck Norris is never unable to do anything. Favorable winds are always in the same direction as Chuck Norris' flightpath. Chuck Norris has never had to adapt his eyes to the dark. His infrared vision is working perfectly fine. T-45 Anti Icing Capabilities: Pitot Heat, 5th Stage Bleed Air, Chuck Norris. A permanent TFR surrounds Chuck Norris...no one is safe. Chuck Norris cannot be tracked on radar, if he appears, it is too late; you are already dead. A good flight for Chuck Norris is a bad flight for you. Leading cause of disorientation for pilots: Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris once moved a stationary front. Chuck Norris is the only person to graduate SERE School via correspondence. Chuck Norris isn't holding, he is circling above his victims. The weather outlook for the area around Chuck Norris : 100% Chance of Pain.
  16. Another A-10 oriented one:
  17. RIP.
  18. ^that one has to make you think...
  19. Well I am up and heading to Brooks in a week. And my Det's Sgt still hasn't sent me any info on what I need to bring or what I can and can't do before leaving. Anyone have this website (?) handy? I have sent him multiple emails and gone in to remind him...nothing. When I try calling he is out of the office doing who knows what. Good news is I have my itinerary...but thats it. TIA
  20. Wow...Frenchies gained another notch of respect in my book. Hope they all can keep their jobs too. Those flight attendants must liven up the flights a bunch.
  21. Airspeed: Speed of an airplane. Deduct 25% when listening to a Navy pilot. "Eagles may fly, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." "I am a Pilut...I am a Pillot...I am a Pilyut...Damn...I fly airplanes!" As a pilot, only two bad things can happen to you: A. One day you will walk out to the aircraft knowing that it is your last flight. B. One day you will walk out to the aircraft not knowing that it is your last flight. And found these after some light googling: As heard from ORD's (O'Hare's) tower: "You're gonna have to key the mike. I can't see you when you nod your head." "Put your compass on 'E' and get out of my airspace." "Climb like you're life depends on it ... because it does." "Request Runway 27 Right." "Unable." "Approach, do you know the wind at six thousand is 270 at fifty?" "Yeah, I do, and if we could jack the airport up to fifty-five hundred you could have that runway. Expect 14 Right."
  22. Please tell me you aren't serious... if you are...
  23. We just had a CCT Capt in for some Q/A Thursday. I asked him about his opinion on the CSAR-X and he said his vote was for the -47...I don't care what I've read about any platform I'll take his word that the -47 is the best for the job out of the 3.
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