BQZip01

What you do in your own time is your business... As an act of penance, I offer the following Farva-humor:

This is what Rainman was talking about...

I'll take the experienced guy over the non-experienced guy who is also alternating between CMR and non-CMR every month because our CMR qualifications are completely jacked up...

I have to admit I know a few people that actually spend their downtime doing such service projects 24/7 (it seems), so I'm saying it's impossible: 8+ hours on Sat & Sun + 2 hours each weekday equals about the same. Still, it sounds dubious and it makes me question why this person is CGO of the year if their lead bullet is that they did something other than AF-related activities.

I personally took it as an honor I was happy to bestow upon the colors of our nation. I never felt a single bit of regret when I pushed past the crowds waiting at the door, walked outside, put on my cover, and gladly saluted (this included winter Minot evenings where the windchill was definitely well below zero). If it's really that much of an inconvenience, I suggest the following reading to adjust your perspective (from a speech made by John McCain): Lastly, don't say a word to the wimps inside. Let it weigh on their conscience. Lead by setting the example.

If it's so good, perhaps they should have videotaped it and sent it out.

surely that's a coincidence. tuition assistance is the EXACT same amount!!!

Well done

Expect an announcement at 1650 that it's been postponed until Saturday at 0700 so you can enjoy your Friday evening. Uniform is service blues...bring PT gear

To Neil

In other news, air contains oxygen...

Damn you Family Guy for ruining that scene!

Probably just checking to make sure you landed at the right base...

A few telling quotes from the "article": From the lead image's caption The keynote speakers' "credentials" And the best gem (buried around the 15th paragraph): What do thousands of professionals that are experts in the field know that a photographer doesn't?

RTFQ: Read the f***ing quote

Probably MOPP 2 and beer cards go away before the evacuation happens...but yeah. <creates Powerpoint presentation>

well, use them bars on your shoulder and ORDER the LPA to do it (sts)... FWIW, we came up with all sorts of "morale projects" for the noobs to do that made the squadron both look better and function better. Make them put your squadron patch/morale logo/fun phrase on the surface, sign their work, and they'll be happy jump right in.

Shack 2! (obviously)

WTF? Why not?!?

FIFY

Well, looks like the unf*cking has commenced. Well done, sir. https://www.minot.af.mil/news/story.asp?id=123314216

Well played, sir

There's no reason to piss off 4-7 other people in a confined space for 14+ hours...(technique only) Vitamin I usually takes care of that problem, but only 6.9 hours? Are you kidding me? Our long-duration missions are usually WAY longer than that.

...I stand by my original point...

Perhaps if you had a professional navigator...