It's the early 90's, and I'm a brand new Tweet FAIP fresh out of PIT on my first T3 cross country with another IP. We're on our second leg from Amarillo to Colorado Springs, it's about 10pm and Denver Center's frequency is dead quiet for almost 10 minutes. Then...
(Female Voice): "United 69 checking in level at 350"
(Denver Center): "United 69, Denver Center, Roger. Say, are you flying one of those new 777s?"
(Female Voice, obviously proud): "Why yes, I am, and I must tell you it's a most wonderful ride..." and then she proceeds to go on for a minute or two about how great daddy's new cadillac is...
(Unknown): "Dammit...a brand new aircraft and it already has a crack in the seat!"
Followed by another 10 minutes of silence...