nunya

Wow. That's crap. There's lots in your contract I'd love to have, but not that!

As long as you can answer any Why questions, it will not matter. I had lots of breadth, less depth, and they let me sneak in. They did ask about my bouncing around so much, so I told them how cool it was to fly all these different airplanes doing different missions. They smiled, nodded, and moved on.

16-19 days out at D. Can be as few as 12 in Feb.

Certainly in bad taste, but c'mon. You do that to your kid and expect nothing? The kid is the only victim here and the agent isn't the primary suspect.

You gotta be in the ARC to say 69.

He'd get laughed at in today's AF if he tried to decree that. Somebody with one more star would tell the support agencies they don't have to listen to the big mean fighter pilot man.

Sorry, AK, DE, MT, ND, SD, VT, and WY. MN just overruled all of you combined.

They wouldn't notice, man. Very few AF units are supported by AF flight ops.

I always wondered how much they pay models for posters like that. After that's published, every dude in that area be like, "You look familiar... OH... Uh... Is that my rotary phone? I better take this."

Maybe he hacked HVI haji's phone, sent a dick pic to haji's 4th wife and her sister in a group text. Said wife killed HVI haji. I'd give him an EKIA for that.

Please tell me that's a typo.

If you want a taste of flying with AF aeroclubs, go join CAP and fly their airplanes. Better men than I have been run off by the red tape concertina wire.

Their wives will totally not mind handling contractors and insurance claims while still taking care of the kids alone.

https://www.nytimes.com/1997/06/21/us/pilot-also-blamed-for-air-force-crash-that-killed-23-gi-s.html He doesn't mean that one.

Make sure Boeing or Space X or Northrop sends the AF a thank you note for gifting them an employee, trained and educated, without costing them a dime.

Man, I hope you're kidding, otherwise I must be way out on the bell curve if that's what I'm supposed to worry about. I don't GAF what's on my retirement dec. I hope it says, "Did some cool shit. Learned a lot and improved what he could. Still married. Loves his kids. Good luck." I guess that wouldn't get past CCE, huh?

Joplin ain't very far from Whiteman. And you get a lot less warning for a tornado.

You likely won't spend years in a white jet or on staff or on a 365 if you go Guard = more time to deploy and fight.

Why beat around the bush (sts)? Might as well spell out what the E-9s will see anyway.

No, no. It's not an orchestrated personality test. They're just lazy humans. Secondary effect and unintended consequence, though, is to condition you to accept subpar support once you're in.

Enlist or not depends on the unit. No reason to delay your UPT path if you're competitive for UPT off the street. You gotta go talk to them.

More like non-binary.