I tried a phone patch to my then-fiancee (now wife and baby momma) coming home from my last Guam deployment. The operator reached her, but he wouldn't say plain English "Ma'am, I'm an operator with MARS radio network"...he wanted to use his fancy CB handle. She thought it sounded suspicious, told him he had the wrong number and hung up on him. She didn't realize later until she compared notes with another squadron wife/GF/sig other, who had done the same thing, that it was us trying to call home to let them know we were airborne and would see them soon. Then she was just horrified because she'd hung up on me in effect. Good times...