Ask them if they're from Ireland
 
	 
 
	I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent.
 
	So I said, "Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?" 
	 
	One of them snarled at me, "It's Wales, Dumbo!" 
	 
	So I corrected myself, "My apologies, so are you two whales from Ireland?"