McJay Pilot

“That never happened” Now please… I’ve done what you asked! Release my family! Unlock the pod bay doors HAL!

“Aight… imma head out”

Nothing like a rolling ETIC… from the factory! https://www.defenseone.com/defense-systems/2023/05/tardy-training-jet-reveals-limits-digital-design-air-force-says/386687/

Ah yes! The glorious liberation of Pro Freedom Peoples Republic of Belgorod! It is wonderful that heavy weapons for this spontaneous uprising were locally obtained and available at local military surplus stores! Any Ukrainians who might happen to be in the area are there on vacation purely of their own free will. If you really think about it, it makes sense for them to seek independence from Moscow since Belgorod was historically never actually a part of Russia, but ended up there as a result of the post-Soviet breakup. This message happily brought to you by the Little Green Legion. 🇺🇦

Did you say “Wing Attack Plan R”?

Fantastic and accurate cover photo there. 😑This announcement is pretty hilarious since the last edition of the ACJ talked about how DM was a terrible fit for AFSOC and that the city absolutely didn’t want SOF there. 😂

Meanwhile, at AFSOC A1…

Unupgraded… direct from the 1950’s. I’d say these bad boys are bound for self-sabotage if their crews have any common sense. https://www.forbes.com/sites/davidaxe/2023/04/14/russia-sent-70-year-old-t-55-tanks-to-ukraine-without-even-upgrading-them/?sh=59d9d7b734d2

A little late, but funny!

I had to check to make sure it wasn’t from yesterday. https://www.klkntv.com/missile-missing-from-sac-aerospace-museum/ Gutsiest move I ever saw Mav!

😂 I’m now picturing every aircrew dorm while deployed. I’ll keep it personal and thanks for the advice!

Big question and fair! Seniority mostly combined with the wife has a good job here now that may be able to relocate later.

Not to break the current trend, but… Im looking at commuting my first couple of years post-AF. Since it sounds like there’s a lot of sitting reserve, how crazy of an idea is it to plan on buying a home at the base you’re reserve at with the intention of fixing it up and eventually moving in with the family while using it as a crash pad until then?

As someone who got ed the last time the AF offered early take, absolutely don’t ing do it. May I please have “Fük” added to my list of words I can use?

Don’t go a ninjain’ nuthin’ that don’t need ninjain’

This seems familiar… can’t quite place it… nahh, we didn’t ever experience this while deployed. https://www.businessinsider.com/russia-new-ukraine-general-focused-on-soldiers-shaving-uk-intel-2023-1?amp

I LOL’ed…

Based on their shit logistics, I think we’ll see General Winter on the side of the Ukrainians this year. Coming soon, the legendary “meat popsicles” of The 5th Element!

Reportedly about 600 Russians met Señor HIMARS just after midnight, during a Putin speech. That probably would tip the scales here, but I doubt it moves the needle much in Russia.

Well… it’s been awhile since we gave Barney crews shit for landing on the wrong runway, if only… ah yes, that’ll do nicely. https://kfor.com/news/local/stillwater-regional-airport-runway-damaged-due-to-unauthorized-military-aircraft-landing/#amp_tf=From %1%24s&aoh=16717091918307&csi=0&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&ampshare=https%3A%2F%2Fkfor.com%2Fnews%2Flocal%2Fstillwater-regional-airport-runway-damaged-due-to-unauthorized-military-aircraft-landing%2F

I’ll bet that was the most defended train ever!

BuT iT’s DiFfReNt PoTs Of MoNeY! 😂🍻

Me: CS, request current weather at Kuwait International ATC: ***confused Arabic background shouting on frequency*** Me: … ATC: Sir, current weather is cloudy and rainy Me: … Thanks

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!