HarleyQuinn

https://news.clearancejobs.com/2018/10/15/dods-defense-travel-system-hacked-employee-credit-card-info-stolen/ We can add DTS to that long list of breaches. Everyone has my SSN now and a great credit score so it's okay. In June 2015, the United States Office of Personnel Management announced that it had been the target of a data breach targeting the records of as many as four million people. This story came from my Google news feed. Damn you Goolgle, your algorithms know me too well. Can your algorithms find women?

Bad batch of edibles?...Eurotrip.

"Syria Accidentally Shot Down a Russian Plane. Now Russia Is Giving Syria Better Missiles."...LMAO

Your mind went straight into the gutter.. LMAO. I know you looked at his wife photos and asked yourself who paid for those.....

Just going to put this here. I know it doesn't belong in this thread..https://www.militarytimes.com/off-duty/military-culture/2018/09/24/power-couple-wife-of-airman-who-survived-most-severe-wounds-in-history-vying-for-cover-of-maxim-magazine/

Why is this list different? Says "estimated." "Top 10 list of Air Force commands where airmen are at most risk of sexual harassment" https://www.airforcetimes.com/news/your-air-force/2018/09/21/top-10-list-of-air-force-commands-where-airmen-are-at-most-risk-of-sexual-assault/

Does that include the swing fest that happened at base ###? Wasn't there a few husband and wives participating? I can't recall all the details.

Shack. I remember using AOL messenger to meet a young lady in college. Those dial up days! I was in Hell Rio before the social media and Tinder app hookups began. While in Hell Rio, I remember meeting and dating a wonderful young lady from Mexico. Then I dated one of the locals. I actually had a lady at the gas station on base hook me up with her college daughter. No rules stopping you from dating a SNCO's daughter home from college. It was a good time and you didn't have to date cray cray female Lts from the base. At my first duty station, I was talking to a friend about using match.com in California. He was using the website to his advantage as well. It was like shooting fish in a barrel. Unless you are Duece Bigalow, you have to put in some effort. Most women on Match.com would tell me you're the first person to send me a coherent sentence and you didn't misspell any words. Who would have thought they look for something this simple? Note: If you actually call a female on the phone who is a millennial, she might label you a stalker. Times have changed, especially if you swipe right too much...

Not sure how the shirt was notified. But someone who knows the rules must have told the shirt. Is there anyone with insight on how the chain of command is tipped off when you purchase something you shouldn't with your GTC? Does the credit card company, Finance, or GTC program manager tip them off? So you are saying you can have your home professionally cleaned prior to your PCS and charge it to your GTC? As I'm driving to my new PCS location you think me stopping every other day for car washes and charging them to my GTC is cool too? My CC's name appeared on the slide for hasn't made payment to GTC yet. We all chuckled and the CSS told him that the Gp/CC (his boss) will be informed... LoL

I only use the GTC for airfare because it is required of us. Only if the AF would allow us to opt out of the GTC program at a certain rank. I have a debit card and two credit cards, so essentially three credit cards. I don't need or want a GTC. You accidentally pay for something with the wrong card and all hell breaks loose. I remember the shirt telling me about A1C Matthis and his PCS. He paid for cleaning services for his home with his GTC. I thought for a second and put myself in the A1C shoes. I've never thought about using my GTC for something along those lines, but I can see why an A1C would use their GTC. The A1C received a pat on the butt and was told not to do it again. Which was the right call. Unlike Lt ### who paid for lap dances with his GTC. The worst part wasn't even the CC's punishment, it was when the Lt's wife found out. So you charged your dances to the GTC and thought I wouldn't find out!!!

Ned Stark,’ whose leadership op-eds created a stir, is considering chief of staff’s job offer https://www.airforcetimes.com/news/your-air-force/2018/08/23/ned-stark-whose-leadership-op-eds-created-a-stir-is-considering-chief-of-staffs-job-offer/

You take her friend which is the grenade on your right and I will go left. READY, BREAK! I remember these ladies from the Walmart in Del Rio. Talking about classy with their box of wine on a Friday night. How do you know them (joking)?

You prefer a tampon or maxipad? You seem like the string hanging out in the pool type of guy.

There is a difference in a JTAC wearing the uniform on missions vs other AF personnel having to wear the uniform on FOBs so they blend in with everyone else. I guess you glossed over that last point?

https://amp.timeinc.net/thedrive/the-war-zone/22988/us-air-force-t-38-talon-jet-trainer-crashed-into-a-field-in-oklahoma?source=dam

This! Initially, JTACs probably wore their ABUs until someone said this is stupid and you guys will be issued the same uniforms as the units you are supporting. I was in Afghanistan back in 2010 so I could be wrong. If you were going to spend time at a FOB with a Task Force, they wanted you in their uniform. No ABUs because they didn't want you to stand out. Pretty sure someone here has more information on this than I do.

You have a hard on for uniforms? What new material is going into the service dress uniforms? Ability to repel coffee, ink, and stains encountered at the chow hall or in an office? You're talking to someone who watched his father wear BDUs for 20+ years of which I wore them for 5+ years. Our uniforms are not the reason why we partly struggled in Afghanistan and Iraq with insurgents. Uniforms don't stop snipers, IEDs, or VBEDs. The Marines have the cheapest uniforms but they outlasted all the other services in combat and proved to be far more useful. You have my vote of confidence for BODN's first Uniform Board President position.

Oh, father time catches up to us all. These folks sold Top Gun, they could sell a Space Force:

Rejoice! The Pentagon Is Finally Ridding Itself Of The Horrendous Defense Travel System https://taskandpurpose.com/pentagon-ditching-defense-travel-system/ Can we get a damn app for this and LeaveWeb please?

A uniform board is about as useless as comm fixing a share drive outage at 1500 on a Friday. When you show up on Monday, I'm willing to bet it will still be down. Why do we need a uniform board and since when have they ever gotten anything right? Having a uniform board is like having an airman from services trying to fix you a grilled cheese while deployed. Just a waste of time. But when the contractor who never stops smiling named Jaleb taps out the airman, you will be served the best grilled cheese in your life. AF Priorities: 1. Queep 2.365s/179s 3. Uniforms 4. You never seeing your family 5. Retention

70% of millennials between the ages of 17-24 are ineligible to join the military. Not sure why anyone in Big Blue cares about the service dress uniform right now. Uniforms shouldn't be the priority, it should be the people and why they keep running for the door. There is nobody to backfill the personnel who are leaving. I'm the last person who will be serving in the military from my family. Apparently, generations of families serving has been something the military could count on. Generations of families serving is slowly fading away too. The generals can have fun wearing these awesome new uniforms because everyone else will be gone. An AF of one coming soon...

Someone was bitching about the AF service dress uniform at work last week. I told them to STFU or you will anger the uniform gods into action. Too late! Why doesn't Big Blue just contract the PT uniform to Nike or Under Armour? They already have moisture wicking material. I wear Nike Dri Fit material to the gym everyday and it's amazing. https://www.airforcetimes.com/news/your-air-force/2018/08/16/the-air-force-is-working-on-a-new-dress-blues-uniform-and-its-going-old-school/

An Air National Guard release announced this week that the same Operational Camouflage Pattern uniform the Army dons will be available to wear for Air Force units around the world. But one look at the for-whatever-reason-uncropped photo used in the release makes it look more like an announcement that airmen can now wear whatever the hell they want. (LMAO! Who is writing these articles now? I love it.) https://www.airforcetimes.com/off-duty/military-culture/2018/08/10/this-photo-of-the-air-force-uniform-announcement-is-a-bundle-of-confusion/

Is that when you throw a fidget spinner in the room full of Chiefs? Watch what happens next.

Joint Base Balad, Iraq SNCO: Sir, your mustache is out of regs. Capt (F-16/Guard): And you're fat, which means you are out of regs as well. Immense laughter erupts from gaggle of F-16 pilots. Next day, everyone was required to shave their mustaches by the Gp/CC. Man..this story was epic.