Same here on the EMFP trick, glad it's not just me. For the LOA, did you get an initial email with instructions for building your DTS auth? You could also look in DTS and see if the LOA has been loaded to you (it'll be significantly different from your normal organizational ones). If you want, DM me your @us.af.mil and I can forward you the LOA notification I received (yours may be slightly different or not)