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I'd hit that retro beotch!

I always schedule the aircraft parked on spot Q3. I figure what are the chances I would Q3 on the aircraft parked on Q3...that would just be way to big a coincidence.

Is she hot?

Our wing CC just came out with a policy today that all ops crew members will wear flight suits on Mondays because you just never know when you might have to fly.

Iron Eagle is a must see. It's awesome! I was amazed at how real it was. Those Fighting Falcon guys are the coolest. Hades bombs rock!

I completely disagree with this from first hand experience. My house was smashed by a hurricane. USAA couldn't get anyone out there for SEVEN WEEKS! The other insurance companies were setting up emergency claims tents in the neighborhood before we could even return from the evac. I had to quit work & fix the house myself with the help of lots of friends and neighbors. When they finally showed up, they tried to say all they owed was the cost of the materials. I've had USAA for over 20 years. They have gone way down hill. I dumped them and couldn't be happier.

Take the ART job. You can always quit any time you want and go to the airlines. If your particular airline tanks (which will likely include other dudes in your unit), there will be a line of dudes wanting the ART job, and you may not be first in line.

In case you thought it couldn't get any worse, Born was the youngest female ever to make general.

I'd hit it. And the dean too.

AMIC does qualify you to be an investigating officer (not related to pilot member) on a board. Although unlikely, you could be tagged for a board.

I saw this on Hartman's site where he talks about his time at the zoo: "I juggled this with traveling and competing on the ski team" USAFA didn't have a ski team at the time. This is total BS. I'm callin' him out on his stolen ski valor. Those of us who have given our lives for skiing should unite against this farce.

I found a whole pile of them a few years ago and got them for less than $10. I found them in the scrap pile at the DRMO in Oklahoma City. They had all kinds of cool stuff in piles. Don't bother with the auction stuff because the e-Bay nerds are all over it. Most DRMO sites sell metal and plastic scrap by the pound. These piles are full of aircraft parts.

What's to know? You fly an orbit for 10 hours or more at a time and go TDY to all the sh!t holes with 35 goobers onboard who all think they're fgihter pilots. Why would you give up your life as a C-130 rock star even if it means a commute? Don't do it...

I think at SWA it would be a dude stripping down. They traded most of their hot chicks for flamers.

Here's pickle for a light bulb. It works. You can also cook a hotdog (or anything else) with the same set-up by attaching two forks to the end of the cord. Just keep in mind that as the item cooks the forks will become loose, fall out, make contact and turn into a mini-welder. During Desert Storm we used to make hot air balloons out of cheap Saudi trash bags, safety wire, and cotton balls soaked in lighter fluid. We would launch them up toward a minor jet stream and try to get them over to the nearby refinery. We were eventually busted by the local cops when we failed to account for density altitude on a hot night and nearly caught our neighbor's hootch on fire.

I'm a porn star on the side...works for me.

I got busted up once-upon-a-time and was supposedly permanently DNIF. You can either keep your AFSC and get a staff job or do what they call "re-core". That means you get a new AFSC. I was re-cored, and then they sent me to get a master's degree. As soon as I was done, I got a flight doc to get me a waiver and then started flying again. Don't waiste time with your CC or any local dudes. The person who makes the call is the Chief of Rated Assignments at AFPC. I went to see the guy in person, and he signed my paperwork on the spot. I'd think real hard about the aquisition deal. If you think you're going to be out buying equipment, think again. All you'll be doing is managing contracts. If you're a nerd, you'll think it's awesome. If you're a regular dude, you'll want to kill yourself. If you want to get out and do something interesting with your MBA, then do it. I'd ignore all the crap about how you can't get out right now. I was told I couldn't Palace Chase because of the shortages and stuff & then did it anyway. Good luck.

I just got back from Oshkosh today. What a blast! That was my first time there. It's not the usual air show experience. It's way more laid back. We didn't bother with the crappy rooms they reserved for us. We camped with a group of people who had been coing there for 30 years and had a great time. It's a little heavy on the dudes with not many hotties running around. We saw one hot chick (out of about 100K people). We were so confused when she came up to to ask the usual things that we mocked her stupid questions and pissed her off. As she called us assholes and walked off, we realized our mistake. Oh well. If she had been holding beer I'm sure I would have had a better grasp on the situation. If you make it there in the future as a military demo, just plan on camping. It gives you the full experience. Everyone is real nice. If I had accepted every free drink offered I'd have died of alcohol poisoning within the first hour. As it was, our cooler had more beer in it when we left than when we arrived. We brought the extras back to the squadron to share with the poor fellas back home. Oshkosh - not quite White Horse but still highly recommended

Here's mine: Six pack pack of malt liquor & two bitches

The're probably all business travelers who bought some DCU's on e-Bay. They've figured out that if you're wearing a uniform, most airlines will upgrade you to first class if they have open seats.

Wingman's Creed: Two Bingo Lead's on fire I'll take the fat chick This might not be what you're looking for since I think it's official.

After my crack addiction, I moved on to free-basing Jeep. Here's mine:

I'm impressed! I've seen many Deployed Hot and a few Air Force Hot chicks around, but this is the first legitimate hot chick I've seen who also happens to be in the AF (except Jill Metzger of course). I'm really impressed and take back some of that stuff I said about women in the AF (no offense intended to all you ugly...I mean deployed hot chicks reading this).

I got this one after my dad died of cancer.