Stiffler

If you are wearing those boots with your flight suit as a choice, you are gay

Thank GOD for the guard. I havent done this since pilot training.

No response...Im sure it blew his nerd mind to have someone write him and call him out.

Feel free to choke yourself.

What unit? maybe ask if anyone here is part of the unit, then go with that.

I might have sent him a little note....

Clerk, Of course everyone is in the battle and helping win the war. The argument is not with this base and its mission or the clerks and their jobs (which are essential to war fighting.) The argument is the insane BS that permeates the Died. The "importance" of perfectly tucked in PT gear, the "essentialness" of black socks instead of white, the "criticalness" of having a chow hall-- sorry DFAC-- monitor to inform you that your glasses are not to be on your head. And if you have been there you know exactly what I am referring to. Are those important in winning the war? F*ck no. Is every ounce of energy spend enforcing those rules a waste of kinetic energy that could be placed on the heads of Hadji? Yes. I just got back from four months in the middle of Iraq, a real combat zone. It pissed me off to hear that security forces in Qatar allowed people to put on a vest, and hold a rifle, so that they can get a picture of being in the "bush" to show their friends. And the Died is not a combat zone, and wont become one when Iran hits the fan (i highly doubt Iran would attack Qatar...). However, even if it had the POTENTIAL to be one, it IS NOT one. Every mission is essential to the war. Lets just quit trying to make ourselves feel more important. Finally...giving a personnel officer a Bronze star for setting up a chow hall (I mean DFAC) in Kuwait just adds fuel to our piss-off-ness. True story

Not in the Died. Last I checked Qatar was an ally. Although the clerks want you to think you are at war in the Died

HAHAHAHAHHAHA I've never gotten physical in the COCKpit....but...that sounds like a good idea. I respect your religion, but you are gonna have difficulty man. Especially with the women thing. What if you female commander calls you in her office to chew you out (sts) and shuts the door?? Then what? I can think of a jillion examples like that. I do admire your desire to serve

And I assume you politely told the shirt "thanks" and that it is back on your flight suit right? At Manas (again, far gayer than the Died) I had the DO tell me that I should take my patch off, because the wing commander doesnt like them (standard in the AF...enforce the rules and blame someone else while trying to appear cool.) So, I looked at the DO, smiled and said "thanks for the info, if I see him ill be sure to take it off!" He stumbled with a couple of "uhhhs" and then walked out. Nothing more said, patch stays on. Probably not the best story to tell the new guys, but I feel good about it.

Oh ya dude, people get pissed, making it all the more worth it.

Its funny...I just got back from 2 1/2 months to an unnamed base getting mortared on a daily basis, and moral was higher than in the Died. Folks need to realize, YOU ARE NOT AT WAR, YOU ARE IN QATAR! QATAR IS A FRIENDLY NATION!!!!! RE-THE F*CK LAX Just a thought Manas is worse

Kinda a new view of the tragedy Here it is

Speaking of brewing yourself, does anyone have any ideas for a good started guide, or starter kit, for someone (like stiffler) who doesnt know where to start? I almost bought a Mr. Beer the other day. Stiff

He lies about his name, but its M2 himself. Dude, you really need to relax!

Caffrey's And John Smith

A prayer went out, and will continue to. He passed serving the country he loves. God Speed

How could it roll without the gear down? Oh wait....

As a tanker AC (on a leave of absense for another mission/plane) I can think of times when the tanker would be controllable in the air to allow for a bailout, but not safe to land. In that case, I would bail out. And a receive in contact can cause such scenarios. Its all gay.

I think taking them off is gay. There has been a successful bailout, and I can think of a few scenarios where I would bail out vs. land the jet. Finally, what about our "other mission" where we actually wear the chutes while flying? Now what?

Just out on Fox. More info coming.

Hazzah!!

SWEET. Re-open France!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Nice