A-10 Static:
Dork: "How many turns in the rifling of the gun"
Me: "I have no f**ing idea"
Knucklehead: "You guys flew over me firing that thar gatlin gun and the shells rained down on my humvee"
Me: "The empty casings go back in the drum"
If one more dumbass asks me if the jet slows down when we fire the gun, i'm going to puke.
"You guys land those on carriers, right?"
(pointing to the travel pod) "what kind of bomb is that?"
"MK-69 stink bomb"
Best:
Ultimate wannabe: "Yeah, these jets are pretty cool. My GIRLFRIEND got airman of the year, so they gave ME (civilian teenage dork) a ride in an A-10. I also got a ride in an F-15 and F-14"
Me: "There's no such thing as a (flying) two seat A-10, dumbass" (not that the rest of his story wasn't b.s.)
Many interesting "stories" from airshows, but i don't know if we want to open up that can, do we Toro? Kids read this stuff, right?
Besides combat, airshows are about the most fun you can have in the a.f. Especially after the sun goes down, even better if it's a canadian airshow.