skybert

I’m happy to share, I’ll take the one on the left. I’m just proud of myself for beating you to it for once!

DIB…..BURBLBRUBLBURBL

I…..am so proud of you

Good lord

I know fedex had them on order but ended up canceling

That’s all that matters

“Read this, it will tell you everything you need to know about engine failures in a multi”

I’m a serial thriller

Fine, I’ll say it. dibs

Elon musk was a nazi rocket scientist! In late ‘44 they knew the allies were unstoppable so he volunteered to be cryogenically frozen! A group of nazi spies scoured the United States looking for a child they could groom….. his name is Donald. They did a test run in ‘16, then in ‘24 they selectively poisoned the water supplies on millions of people, including those with private wells. They made enough nazi zombies to tilt the election and here we are!!! Liberals would eat this up

Pathetic.

And a member of the E4 mafia as vice president, I love it!

She might have higher standards

Goose! I can’t reach the handle, you’re gonna have to punch us out…… I'm tryin!!

That’ll look good in your favorite gay bar

Castro’s kid is unemployed

Well considering it was January 1st, that gives a lot of gayer attempts to beat it

My hero

And allows Trump to have a stack of “self pardons” on his desk.

Because the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree?

Tell me you’re a family of slime bags without telling me you’re a family of slime bags.. At least the laptop story was fake……..right?

I would expect nothing less.

Biff Dibs.

Well….. mine hasn’t shaved her head (yet) at least….

Dibs