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Read the last line again. Are you seriously going to bitch about curly vs straight apostrophes then click send with a mistake like that in your out-line?

The Potomac could probably use a little hydrazine and JP8 to shock-treat whatever is growing in there.

Can we just get this over with already?

It's because every time someone does some kind of cool deployment morale video, it ends up on YouTube, Air Force PA flips their shit and heads roll because of "unapproved" footage. After a while, it's not worth even trying anymore.

I did this about 2 years ago. It was a pretty miserable experience with a VA loan. As mentioned above, the appraisal was the worst part. The house was in decent shape, but little things like a toilet that didn't flush, sink faucets that were so gummed up with minerals they sprayed funny, a bad water heater, and uncovered ceiling fan junction boxes (I could go on and on) were no-go's to the appraiser. I had every intention of fixing these issues myself once I owned the property, but that wasn't good enough. I guess the idea is to protect the buyer to the max extent possible... even if the buyer doesn't care about a particular fault. It was a constant back and forth with the selling agent and having their repair guy come out and do the work for a premium. Fortunately after a while, the agent just gave up and gave me the code to the lock box and I took care of a bunch of stuff in order to pass appraisal. I had to be careful, but it was worth it in the end. The stupidest one was the inop garage door opener that set us back a solid week. I unplugged it/plugged it back and it has worked fine ever since. All said and done, we closed about 3 weeks after our planned date. Dave at NBKC was awesome throughout. He even called me the morning of the closing to work out a couple of issues all while trying to feed his kids breakfast. NBKC customer for life.

With the internet, the sledge hammer became a completely useless tool circa 1996.

Roger. Well then I'm glad you guys got your memo granting permission to wear your flight suit how you like. Make sure you print that out and carry it in your pocket just in case someone decides to call you out. I agree with you guys, no point in being angry, but this memo is just another sign that the focus at the top continues to be on things that don't matter. If this memo is the trigger that keeps a guy in until 20 instead of going to work for Delta, then you're right - it's a step in the right direction.

Thankfully the 3-stars are all over the important shit going on in today's Air Force. Meanwhile at the squadron level... the experienced guys/gals are racing out the door so fast it makes your head spin. WAKE THE FUCK UP, GENERAL NOWLAND!

Just wait until PA squeezes her into a flightsuit for her Thunderbird ride-along debut. You're gonna miss Debby Lee when that happens...

I find this amusing. Been out for two years now and not once have I thought, "Man, I wish I still had commissary and/or BX access!" I can't even count the number of times I was nearly hit by a Lincoln Town Car while in the commissary parking lot during that 20 minute lunch break I got between staff meetings. I'll take my $12 sandwich from the bakery in the KBNA terminal any day over the 2 years of commissary access "benefit."

I see 3.

And there's your fucking problem right there. When this guy stands up to offer a simple solution, he is shot down in front of his mentors and peers. How the fuck do they expect to retain talent when this happens on a regular basis? As a FY14 VSP recipient, traditional Guardsman and airline pilot, I look forward to the upcoming MAF retention crisis. Leadership built this house of cards. I expect to watch it fall while sipping my coffee at FL380 enroute to Fort Lauderdale.

When MSNBC announced Trump's win in Iowa, there was an audible grunt from Rachel Madow. By the sound of it, she apparently sat on her sack wrong. Happens to the best of us.

Just go ahead and apply to Delta. You'll have the CJO before you graduate UPT.

That's a scary thought. Glad you're back in the jet, man. I'll add that the jets are starting to show their age. I'm at a Guard unit that admittedly has some former AD hangar queens, but the maintenance issues are getting ridiculous As a Traditional, I will not take a trip without at least two days of buffer before an airline trip. While it will never be as bad as the C-5, I fly with a lot of former FRED flyers that are scratching their heads at the reliability of the jet these days.

I was starting to get uncomfortable myself. So in hopes of derailing this thread, here goes... Screw the Air Force. Leadership sucks. Go to the airlines, the grass is greener. FU Chang. C Model drivers are homos. DD-214 blanket. Et cetera, et cetera. That's better. The Baseops I know and love.

Props to the guys who pulled off the landing at Peter O. Night - they had little to do with our risk aversion. It's the "Q3 for landing 1 knot out of NVG ALZ crosswind limits then self-identifying for an honest mistake" that has castrated the C-17 community. When solid squadron leadership is continuously squashed by a clueless, self-absorbed OG - that's when a community curls up into giant "risk adverse" ball.

Correct. Though the McGuire guys might do it with less if they're tired enough.

That's fine. The real "bonus" will come when said heavy drivers hit second year pay at AA/DL/UA/SW/UPS/FEDEX. I don't see the problem (much like the AF).

He's a "bright and shiny." I don't see the problem here.

I try to do 4-8 days a month. This works out to be UTA, a Guardlift, and maybe phase sims or a couple locals. I usually drop mil-leave over one block of reserve to ease the year-one pain at the airline. It's easy since I live near the Guard unit and driving distance to domicile. Our unit is in transition so there are plenty of 30+ days of orders going around for IP/EP types and a lot of the traditionals are jumping on those. Seasoning days for guys fresh out of Altus ebb and flow. One month the NGB says we have only have a fraction of the alloted days, then then the next month it's 200%. Who knows. Someone from one of the other Guard units can correct me if I'm wrong, but deployments are really a non-issue for the Guard C-17. There are opportunities to go fly with the EAS if one so chooses to volunteer, but the only guys getting tagged with deployments right now are the AD advisors. I'm sure that could easily change in today's world.

No applicants. They're all at the airlines.

Now I feel like shit after seeing one of the Blue Angels went down today with a loss of life. This is the time for SOMEONE in a leadership position to step up and un-fuck the situation the DoD has gotten us in to. I'm not suggesting that training resulted in either of these incidents, but if we don't step up our game and fund the manpower to support our flyers, it's only going to get worse.