Mustache March

[brabus]

$5 buyout? What kind of spineless LPA is this - it should be triple digit buyout!

[Spoo]

Both of you are so right, and also two of the dorkiest dudes on this forum. Also, one acronym can NEVER mean two things.

And doesn't CSAF mean Chief of Staff of the AIr Force, not chief of staff...? If you're going to show your inner dork at least be correct. Think about that next time you're getting a wedgie.

I'll try, but your Mom gives incredible wedgies, it's hard to concentrate. Wait, maybe that's her rimjobs I'm thinking of...

[DFRESH]

The gauntlet was dropped yesterday

You can't say "so to speak" after telling somebody to send a picture of their manhood... So to speak can't fix everything.

[herkbum]

You can't say "so to speak" after telling somebody to send a picture of their manhood... So to speak can't fix everything.

Will pass to author

[Napoleon_Tanerite]

Both of you are so right, and also two of the dorkiest dudes on this forum. Also, one acronym can NEVER mean two things.

And doesn't CSAF mean Chief of Staff of the AIr Force, not chief of staff...? If you're going to show your inner dork at least be correct. Think about that next time you're getting a wedgie.

[17D_guy]

Well , there it is. Another letter-to-the-editor in AFTimes claiming Mustache March is exclusionary and tying it in with sexual harassment.

enjoy this drivel - https://www.airforcetimes.com/story/opinion/2015/03/30/letters-soluri-pope-aaf-accident-mustache-march/70663566/

[SurelySerious]

Well , there it is. Another letter-to-the-editor in AFTimes claiming Mustache March is exclusionary and tying it in with sexual harassment.

enjoy this drivel - https://www.airforcetimes.com/story/opinion/2015/03/30/letters-soluri-pope-aaf-accident-mustache-march/70663566/

There's a dude in our squadron who is unable to grow a mustache; should he talk to the SARC?

[JarheadBoom]

Another letter-to-the-editor in AFTimes claiming Mustache March is exclusionary and tying it in with sexual harassment.

Written by a retired Navy female O-5...

The Mustache March tradition is a part of the Air Force culture that perpetuates an environment that is exclusionary and disrespectful of women.

Newsflash - Growing a friggin' mustache is not disrespectful of women.

Here's an idea for the ladies: Start your own harmless, one-month-out-of-the-year tradition that is exclusionary toward men. Make it your unspoken-but-visible "FUCK YOU!" to the leadership/management, just like the original intent of Mustache March.

Stop acting like the powerless, spoiled children you claim you're not, and start acting like the strong professional adults you claim to be.

EDIT: add quote

Edited April 1, 2015 by JarheadBoom

[Jughead]

Here's an idea for the ladies: Start your own harmless, one-month-out-of-the-year tradition that is exclusionary toward men. Make it your unspoken-but-visible "FUCK YOU!" to the leadership/management, just like the original intent of Mustache March.

"No-bra November"...?

[guineapigfury]

"No-bra November"...?

That's probably a more sanitary option than Febushary, Armpit Hair April, or Queeftober.

[Disregard]

I'm not that good at month-based puns, but maybe this could counter the mustaches:

https://www.duffelblog.com/2012/10/breastfeeding-moms-by-infantry-barracks-not-fooling-anyone/

(The fake story is better than the real story)

[M2]

WTFO?  1 March has passed, and not one word about mustaches?!?  At least the Red Devils get it!

 

[slackline]

Lots of skuzziness around Langley.

[matmacwc]

We are dirtied up in AZ.

[Marco]

Every day is Mustache March when you're a part-timer. 

 

[Swizzle]

Having the Greek and Spanish girls judging and naming the dirty walrus to Super Trooper and everything in between here...

[Herkman]

I'm 10 days in, wife is pissed, probably won't make it much longer 

[spaceman]

Weak

[sqwatch]

I'm 10 days in, wife is pissed, probably won't make it much longer 

she probably doesn't like the way it makes you look in her skirts.

[Swizzle]

 

[HeloDude]

By the beard of Zeus — Canadian military OKs facial hair

Unfortunately, I'll probably retired before this comes to the USAF...

https://www.militarytimes.com/off-duty/military-culture/2018/09/28/by-the-beard-of-zeus-canadian-military-oks-facial-hair/

[M2]

I thought Canuks could already have beards...but I guess I've just met a lot of Pioneer Sergeants!



But then there's these guys...



And speaking of beards, has the USAF lower it's standards for issuing shaving waivers?  It seems like I see more and more airmen in uniform with beards lately than I ever recalled in the past...

[Smokin]

Yes.  Was doing a shelf check at the BX a few weeks ago and overheard two airmen that had dr appointments to get their waiver the next week.  "Easy bro, just dry shave for 3 days before your appointment and you're golden."

[herkbum]

There’s still a required no longer than length of beard with a waiver. I made someone trim it up into reg after last CC call.


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[Guardian]

There’s still a required no longer than length of beard with a waiver. I made someone trim it up into reg after last CC call.


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Why?