338skybolt Posted March 28, 2012 Posted March 28, 2012 What "chemtrails" really look like: Story: https://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/sunearth/missions/atrex.html
Infamous Posted March 28, 2012 Posted March 28, 2012 I KNEW IT ALL ALONG! You shady "gas haulers"...It was you the whole time. Livin' your Gucci lifestyle, breaking in sweet locations, all while spraying the rest of us with God knows what. You should truly be ashamed. (p.s. Don't look now, but for illustrative purposes I've taken the liberty of "leaking" this top secret photo showing the "nozzles" up close and personal. You've obviously been at this for a LONG time.) hahaha. Tankerenemy.com KC-10 = most deadly aircraft in the USAF!
Majestik Møøse Posted March 31, 2012 Posted March 31, 2012 KC-10 = most deadly aircraft in the USAF! I'll take it. 1
Liftr Posted April 1, 2012 Posted April 1, 2012 I KNEW IT ALL ALONG! You shady "gas haulers"...It was you the whole time. Livin' your Gucci lifestyle, breaking in sweet locations, all while spraying the rest of us with God knows what. You should truly be ashamed. (p.s. Don't look now, but for illustrative purposes I've taken the liberty of "leaking" this top secret photo showing the "nozzles" up close and personal. You've obviously been at this for a LONG time.) Yes definitely a long time. When is the last time any of you kids saw a white over grey tanker!?
budderbar Posted August 19, 2012 Posted August 19, 2012 They have a conference! Believers in chemtrails gather at L.A. conference Believers in chemtrails - and there appear to be thousands of them - assert that visible vapor trails left by aircraft are intentionally filled with chemicals designed to either poison the atmosphere, delay global warming, control population growth, experiment with military weapons, and/or manipulate the weather. It may sound like something out of the "The X-Files," and it's been dubbed a fringe conspiracy theory by most scientists, but, thanks to the Internet, it's gotten popular enough that it attracted more than 1,000 followers to Los Angeles this weekend for a three-day conference... https://www.dailynews.com/news/ci_21344909/believers-chemtrails-gather-at-l-conference
Bullet Posted August 19, 2012 Posted August 19, 2012 They have a conference! Believers in chemtrails gather at L.A. conference Believers in chemtrails - and there appear to be thousands of them - assert that visible vapor trails left by aircraft are intentionally filled with chemicals designed to either poison the atmosphere, delay global warming, control population growth, experiment with military weapons, and/or manipulate the weather. It may sound like something out of the "The X-Files," and it's been dubbed a fringe conspiracy theory by most scientists, but, thanks to the Internet, it's gotten popular enough that it attracted more than 1,000 followers to Los Angeles this weekend for a three-day conference... https://www.dailynews...at-l-conference In an un-related news item, grocery stores around the LA area are reporting a mysterious run on aluminum foil. Local officials are baffled by the recent increase in demand for this household product. States one local councilman, "We've been getting reports of a lot of out-of-towners buying three to four rolls of aluminum foil at a time. There appears to be thousands of them".
BQZip01 Posted August 20, 2012 Posted August 20, 2012 A few telling quotes from the "article": From the lead image's caption Mark "Dr. Dream" Peebler who is a Holistic Healing Practitioner, talks with Consciousness Beyond Chemtrails Conference attendees about the healing powers he uses with crystals, sound and vibration, and essential oils, among other things. (John McCoy / Staff Photographer) The keynote speakers' "credentials" The conference also featured a speech Saturday night from comedian/actress turned presidential candidate Roseanne Barr, who is topping the Peace & Freedom Party's ticket, with anti-war activist Cindy Sheehan as her vice presidential pick. Another speaker was Laura Eisenhower - the great-granddaughter of the 34th president who was described as a "cosmic mythologist" and "global alchemist." And the best gem (buried around the 15th paragraph): "The `Chemtrail' hoax has been investigated and refuted by many established and accredited universities, scientific organizations, and major media publications". Still, photographer Margo Jim, a retired teacher who lives in Mount Washington in northeastern Los Angeles, believes "normal planes don't fly like that." What do thousands of professionals that are experts in the field know that a photographer doesn't?
Seriously Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 The chemtrail believing community is a giant circlejerk.
338skybolt Posted October 18, 2012 Posted October 18, 2012 Threadbump - Maybe the tinfoil hat crowd were on to something all along <sarcasm>: https://www.foxnews.com/science/2012/10/18/govt-declassifies-report-secret-flying-saucer/
HeyWatchThis Posted October 18, 2012 Posted October 18, 2012 Threadbump - Maybe the tinfoil hat crowd were on to something all along <sarcasm>: https://www.foxnews.c...-flying-saucer/ From the article: It reveals that the Air Force had contracted the construction of the craft to a Canadian company, Avro Aircraft Limited in Ontario Cue the influx of Canuck's that we have had recently.......
Guest Posted October 18, 2012 Posted October 18, 2012 Oh for fuck's sake, don't get another thread locked down! It's like a fucking Canadian version of Godwin's Law up in here with all this stupid bullshit.
MilitaryToFinance Posted November 29, 2012 Posted November 29, 2012 (edited) Reviving this one after seeing this comic online. Edited November 29, 2012 by mappleby 1
Disregard Posted October 7, 2015 Posted October 7, 2015 NASA is spraying chemtrails over the northeast coast tonight between 7 and 9pm. https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/capital-weather-gang/wp/2015/10/07/nasa-rocket-may-conjure-blue-and-red-cloud-over-d-c-mid-atlantic-tonight/https://mobile.twitter.com/NASA_Wallops
ExBoneOSO Posted October 22, 2015 Posted October 22, 2015 Just saw this on my FB feed from the neighborhood I live in. Sad thing is that they're serious...
disgruntledemployee Posted October 23, 2015 Posted October 23, 2015 I'm happy to fly over their place in Mighty Herk and take a piss to form some of my own "Chem Trails."Out 3
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