Leadership at the 'Deid

[JarheadBoom]

It's not the difference between '94 and now, it's the difference between the Air Force and the other three branches of the US military.

Fixed that for ya...

Edited August 17, 2010 by JarheadBoom

[spike]

To add to the suckage, they make c17 crews stay 4 to a room in the trailers. It makes alert time ridiculous and makes you choose your crewmembers wisely.

[Hacker]

15 years ago, had I said something like "The Ginger" stated, I could very well expect that O-5 to get in my face and tell me "how about you mind your own business and do your fucking job, SPECIALIST".

I'm looking forward to doing this if I ever pass through this young lady's empire (sts).

[pawnman]

I'm looking forward to seeing it.

[Guest]

...c17 crews stay 4 to a room in the trailers.

<no slugs>

[ClearedHot]

<no slugs>

Translation to herbivore brevity terminology;

No Slugs = Howdy

[DFRESH]

translation to rotc-tool brevity terminology:

No Slugs = Howdy = Doorknob

[JeepGuyC17]

To add to the suckage, they make c17 crews stay 4 to a room in the trailers. It makes alert time ridiculous and makes you choose your crewmembers wisely.

So no "special alone time" when Midnight Hot comes on, eh?

[BolterKing]

So no "special alone time" when Midnight Hot comes on, eh?

You have to stay up after MH, for the calender shoots they air before "Breakfast."

Somewhere I have my 1000 Hour FTV patch.

[FourFans]

So no "special alone time" when Midnight Hot comes on, eh?

F Hot is better anyways.

[PasserOGas]

To add to the suckage, they make c17 crews stay 4 to a room in the trailers. It makes alert time ridiculous and makes you choose your crewmembers wisely.

Is that just transient or all crews?

[spike]

Is that just transient or all crews?

Transient as far as i know, but when I was deployed there we each got our own.

[189Herk]

We called her "big red"...She once told my crew it would be an hour wait for customs because the Qatari's were having a tea party (no joke) She refused to call them for us...a phone call to our DO changed her tune. I would wear my shades on my head specifically for her.

Do they still have the Jabba the Hut Qatari chicks working the metal detector?

May desert penguin "tanker article".

BTW I'm flying to MALAK every time I hear a 130 in the pattern from now on.

Come on man, it's funny cause it's true!

Pink belts, check.

Gay staches, check.

Malak, check.

30 mile ils finals in VMC, check.

:)

Edited August 20, 2010 by Herkguy

[ChkHandleDn]

To add to the suckage, they make c17 crews stay 4 to a room in the trailers. It makes alert time ridiculous and makes you choose your crewmembers wisely.

That's weird. Sounds like you got screwed. We just got back from there and it was only two to a room. I saw a sign posted on a door saying they were moving all of them to two to a room.

We called her "big red"...She once told my crew it would be an hour wait for customs because the Qatari's were having a tea party (no joke) She refused to call them for us...a phone call to our DO changed her tune. I would wear my shades on my head specifically for her.

I saw her...ewww. She was so excited in telling us how she collects squadron patches and scans them for her gay little poster board at her desk. She's definitely a few french fries short of a happy meal.

[capt4fans]

That's weird. Sounds like you got screwed. We just got back from there and it was only two to a room. I saw a sign posted on a door saying they were moving all of them to two to a room.

I saw her...ewww. She was so excited in telling us how she collects squadron patches and scans them for her gay little poster board at her desk. She's definitely a few french fries short of a happy meal.

Is she really a few french fries short, or has she had too many orders of the Double Whopper with cheese AND french fries at Burger King?

[ChkHandleDn]

Is she really a few french fries short, or has she had too many orders of the Double Whopper with cheese AND french fries at Burger King?

Both. Not only has she had her fair share of cheeseburgers and super-sized fries, but she definitely seemed to have a few screws loose.

[capt4fans]

I'd like to thank those of you on the day shift at the CAOC that for some reason can't figure out how to not lockdown the facility. I'd like to express my sincere gratitude for the extra training. Thanks.

[Danny Noonin]

I'd like to thank those of you on the day shift at the CAOC that for some reason can't figure out how to not lockdown the facility. I'd like to express my sincere gratitude for the extra training. Thanks.

huh?

[capt4fans]

huh?

If it applied to you, you'd understand. Go back to operating the gear Co and don't worry.

[afnav]

I'd like to thank those of you on the day shift at the CAOC that for some reason can't figure out how to not lockdown the facility. I'd like to express my sincere gratitude for the extra training. Thanks.

Sounds like someone was using one of the back doors for a smoke break, or someone opened a SCIF without punching their code in correctly. That happened a few times while I was out there.

[capt4fans]

Sounds like someone was using one of the back doors for a smoke break, or someone opened a SCIF without punching their code in correctly. That happened a few times while I was out there.

It's gone on more than a few times. The brief that everyone gets about how to get in and out wasn't enough. We had to all get mandatory retraining, which amounted to a signature on a worthless piece of paper. That and the full size sheets of how to get in and out posted at every door now. Once again, a few people crap their pants, and the rest of us suffer.

Why don't we actually make the people who screw things up worse off instead of the rest of us? What every happened to holding a person accountable?

Edited August 24, 2010 by capt4fans

[BQZip01]

Why don't we actually make the people who crew things up worse off instead of the rest of us? What every happened to holding a person accountable?

That only applies to tucked in shirts and reflective belts...when junior grade personnel are told to scream, "TEACHER, TEACHER, HE DOESN'T HAVE HIS BELT ON!!!"

[xaarman]

So whose doing their best effort to conserve water? Combat 3-5 minute showers while the plants in front of the BPC continue to be watered.

[capt4fans]

So whose doing their best effort to conserve water? Combat 3-5 minute showers while the plants in front of the BPC continue to be watered.

Only commenting because of my frequent misspellings.....if you mean who's as in "who is" versus whose, as in "whose shirt is untucked" then you would be right.

And I love the fact that we're too fucking cheap to actually fix broken door knobs and shitters without seats, or bolts to hold those seats in place, but we've got the dollars to spend $3,000 a piece for new solar lights between the CC and the Better Person's Compound. Oh yeah, and the walkway as well......I love misplaced priorities.

[Bergman]

So whose doing their best effort to conserve water? Combat 3-5 minute showers while the plants in front of the BPC continue to be watered.

I can only guess that the water shortage is due to the Qataris having to refill the river that runs through the mall down in Doha, after it was drained to repaint/reseal.

Any sense of "combat zone" I might have had was completely shattered late last week when I discovered that we are, literally, a 20 minute drive from a totally modern city of 1M+ people who couldn't give two shits that we are here (and likely don't know that we are, either).