Bergman Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 (edited) Vicar went to hospital with potato stuck in bottom A vicar attended hospital with a potato stuck up his bottom - and claimed it got there after he fell on to the vegetable while naked. Damned Murphy's Law!!! Wouldn't you know it...the ONE TIME you're hanging curtains in the nude and fall off the ladder, and what is there waiting for you? A potato! And it was somehow perfectly aligned to make it up the dude's ass rather than being smashed. "The Golden Potato"? Edited October 25, 2011 by Bergman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SurelySerious Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 College Football Power Rankings...as super heroes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masshole Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 BQZip posted this sign in his yard after people started hazing his mom. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vertigo Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 BQZip posted this sign in his yard after people started hazing his mom. That would have required him to first leave her basement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tank Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 https://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/10/26/baby-hitler-parents-lose-custody-kids-even-though-judge-says-no-abuse/?intcmp=trending Kids names: - Adolf Hitler Campbell - JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell - Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Man Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Honszlynn...how offensive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B52gator Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Weapons School? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M2 Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Seen at a Target in (insert redneck state name here)... And who the fuck (WTF) would think up shit like this?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masshole Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Does the mass of the universe exist in a black hole? So Poplawski seems to be able to mathematically support his claim that when a black hole is created another universe is created within it. The math he presents in the paper shows the energy levels and physical mechanisms that are necessary for this to happen. What is really cool and weird is that this theory comes complete with the explosion and expansion phenomenon that happens inside the black hole that parallels the Big Bang and any subsequent inflation thereforeafter. It is the star's collapse towards the singularity state that can trigger the chain of events needed to generate more energy/mass than we observe in our universe. There has been a group that has peddled a theory called the Fecund Universe Theory. It is pretty novel and interesting theory, but has never been regarded as anything more than an insane conglomerate of random ideas. It seems like Poplawski wants to give the Fecund Universe Theory a fundamental mechanism to build on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nunya Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 (edited) words Edited October 29, 2011 by nunya 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JarheadBoom Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 Maher: Gadhafi sodomy video suggests homosexuality has become sexuality in Islamic culture . ...on the Friday night broadcast of his “Real Time” program, Maher drew another conclusion about the Muslim culture, using a video that has been circulating of former Libyan dictator Moammar Gadhafi ultimate demise. “Alright, let me ask you this because I alluded to it during the monologue and I’m not going to show the footage,” he said. “We could but we’re talking about the fact that as soon as they caught Gadhafi they stuck something up his ass.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SurelySerious Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 Florida Pizza Workers Burned Down Rival Store The motive? Police say one of the men admitted that he believed with his competitor out of the way, more pizza lovers would flock to his restaurant. That idea sounds like it's for the birds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rokke Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 Happy Halloween. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GKinnear Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 Maher: Gadhafi sodomy video suggests homosexuality has become sexuality in Islamic culture . Average Tuesday in Afcrapistan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sputnik Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 (edited) Average Tuesday in Afcrapistan. Thursday? Or have we made some much progres that they've moved man love up two days? Edited October 30, 2011 by sputnik 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GKinnear Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 (edited) Thursday? Or have we made some much progres that they've moved man love up two days? Scheisse! Guess I've been "doing it" wrong for years... Edited October 30, 2011 by GKinnear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masshole Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Here's some WTF fun: Probably NSFW Can you tell a Thai Lady boy from a Thai woman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DFRESH Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 (edited) I guess now that DADT is gone these zoo kids are allowed to do this shit: https://youtu.be/YLBlHXor9Hs NSFW kinda.... Edited November 4, 2011 by DFRESH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vertigo Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 NSFW kinda.... Gay kinda.... FIFY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M2 Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 The future of the USAF... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExBoneOSO Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 The future of the USAF... I weep for the future.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClearedHot Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy.The.Engineer Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 I guess now that DADT is gone these zoo kids are allowed to do this shit: https://youtu.be/YLBlHXor9Hs NSFW kinda.... They are really going to regret doing this, someday. People track this "social media" stuff. It will haunt them. Write it down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThreeHoler Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 They are really going to regret doing this, someday. People track this "social media" stuff. It will haunt them. Write it down. https://news.yahoo.com/ap-exclusive-cia-tracks-revolt-tweet-facebook-175316106.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M2 Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 Look closely...WTF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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