Hodor Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 dafuq Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Rainman sighting...in Alabama 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buddy Spike Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 How to make nsplayer cry: https://twitchy.com/2013/03/23/conservatives-discuss-howtomakealiberalcry/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PapaJu Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 How to make nsplayer cry: https://twitchy.com/2...akealiberalcry/ The site compiled all of those for satire purposes....right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoo Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 I know the inter-webs can be difficult for the grey-bushes in our midst, so here... So every time somebody posts some shitty grammar sans link, I need to hop on the google? Whatever, I need another scotch. And it's salt and pepper you little fucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzz Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 A better question is how does M2 have 2 billion "likes", I mean I know we all like him (well maybe not Nsplyr) but I'm calling shenanigans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M2 Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 A better question is how does M2 have 2 billion "likes", I mean I know we all like him (well maybe not Nsplyr) but I'm calling shenanigans. M2 can also permanently ban people from this forum so perhaps it's not a wise idea to question his actions... Plus, it's only 214,748,3647 'Likes,' so try to be a bit more precise next time. Lastly, it's been discussed before so Your penance is to post appropriate material in the Squadron Bar Daily Pic & Video Thread NSFW thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzz Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 haha agreed questioning the admin was a no-go, hadn't seen it discussed before so I apologize and will make good, once I have access to a computer (smart phones) don't work too well on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M2 Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 WTF? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcola Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 Warning: If you watch the video M2 posted above, you will grow 4 minutes and 28 seconds older with absolutely nothing to show for it (unless you follow through on your inevitable urge to slit your wrists half way through.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M2 Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 Warning: If you watch the video M2 posted above, you will grow 4 minutes and 28 seconds older with absolutely nothing to show for it (unless you follow through on your inevitable urge to slit your wrists half way through.) WTF are you talking about, that's a fucking classic! Some people just can't appreciate high-brow humor! I bet you don't think David Sleaze is funny either! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Learjetter Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 Now we know what Rainman and M2 do on their weekends together... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChkHandleDn Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 WTF? Hahaha. I loved it. Knock, knock, knock "Who is it?" "America motherfucker!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left_turn Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 So trolling about this new tapatalk app, i found a CAP forum that made me facepalm a few times, then i saw this jewel of wisdom and figured he had to be a reject from baseops. "As a follow-up to my previous post about the recent tone of the forums' I want to add an additional request to all of the members of CAPTalk. There are a handful of posters here who, while they might not be violating the CAPTalk membership code of conduct, consistently are pessimistic, cynical, abrasive, and/or annoying. Stop engaging them. Do not reply to posts from these people who frequently push the limits to incite the rest of us to passioned responses, attempted corrections, and long-winded attempts to prove their misguided viewpoints wrong. Simply ignore them for the betterment of the forum and the general tone of our discussions. Engaging these individuals will accomplish nothing but ignoring them will help us keep threads on-topic, positive and professional in nature, and make it easier to moderate outlying posts when the entire thread isn't derailed and involved. We'll be doing our part in reminding individual posters of the purpose of our site and to keep contributions positive. Please do your part to contribute to making CAPTalk a professional and useful resource for CAP members by keeping your posts positive, tactful, and professional while categorically ignoring those who chose to try and undermine that worthy goal." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuggyU2 Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 I'm not seeing your point. I don't know much about CAP forums,... but I'm guessing they have nothing in common with the type of content that you'd have here (with all of it's associated malcontents, whiners, and egomaniacs). Apples and oranges. BTW, kind of an odd first post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzz Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 Better question...why were you browsing a CAP forum? That's lower on my list than watching pain dry on my list of things to do when I'm bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left_turn Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 Well....the paint literally dried on my wall about an hour before that, so something had to happen. And tapatalk has under their "professional" forums, a variety of stuff from zombie preparation forums to normal career stuff for pilots and doctors. And it took me only about 6-9 seconds to find that tidbit, which made me want to find these egregious sinners. If that is their first announcement you see, something good had to be in there, no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DFRESH Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 (edited) USAF suicide prevention cbt... WTF? ETA: They talk a lot about being investigated for stuff and wanting to kill yourself.... Any relation to the recent witch hunt for dudes that like tits? I think so. Edited March 26, 2013 by DFRESH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JarheadBoom Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 I bet you don't think David Sleaze is funny either! [thread derail] Going on 25 years now, I've used the phrase (and the accompanying horrible accent) "It's an illusion, you're being tricked! You don't like it? Fuck you!" periodically, without knowing where the hell I heard it or who said it. Now I know... [/derailment] 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HercDude Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M2 Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 Not really a 'WTF,' just thought this was the most appropriate place for it... Rules for UK Armed Forces Royal Marine Rules: 1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one. 2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough. 3. Have a plan. 4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won’t work. 5. be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet, even your friends 6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose calibre does not start with a “4.” 7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive. 8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral & Diagonal preferred.) 9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible. 10. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours. 11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose. In ten years nobody will remember the details of calibre, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived. 12. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to shoot. Special Boat Service Rules: 1. Look very cool in sunglasses. 2. Kill every living thing within view. 3. Adjust speedo. 4. Check hair in mirror. Special Air Service Rules: 1. Walk 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving. 2. Locate individuals requiring killing. 3. Request permission via radio from “Higher” to perform killing. 4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted. Army Rules: 1. Curse bitterly when receiving operational order. 2. Make sure there is extra ammo and extra coffee. 3. Curse bitterly. 4. Curse bitterly. 5. Do not listen to 2nd Lt’s; it can get you killed. 6. Curse bitterly. RAF Rules: 1. Have a cocktail. 2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner. 3. See what’s on Sky. 4. Ask “what is a gunfight?” 5. Request more funding from Government with a “killer” Power Point presentation. 6. Wine & dine ‘key’ MPs; invite MOD & defence industry executives. 7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets. 8. Declare the assets “strategic” and never deploy them operationally. 9. Hurry to make 13:45 tee-time. 10. Make sure the base is as far as possible from the conflict but close enough to have tax exemption. Royal Navy Rules: 1. Go to Sea. 2. Drink rum AND……… 3. Deploy Marines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M2 Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 WTF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoo Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 Holy shit that's awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matmacwc Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 Spoo, the real WTF is what you googled to find that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoo Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 I didn't, HercDude did...three posts prior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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