WTF? (**NSFW**)

[ThreeHoler]

Retired in March 2001 as a Lieutenant Colonel, Pritzker's military career began with enlistment in the United States Army in 1974 and subsequent assignment to 1st Squadron 17th Cavalry Regiment (Air) 82nd Airborne Division at Fort Bragg, North Carolina. Following commissioning as a 2nd lieutenant of infantry in 1979, he served on active duty with the 1st Battalion, 503rd Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne Division at Ft. Campbell, Kentucky and VII Corps at Kelly Barracks, Germany until release from active duty in 1985. Subsequent assignments included 3 tours of duty in the Individual Ready Reserve for 56 days in 1985 and service in the Illinois Army National Guard between 1986 and 2001. Assignments in the National Guard included Commander, C Company, 1st Battalion 131st Infantry Regiment, Battalion S2 (Intelligence Officer), Assistant Brigade Intelligence Officer and Chemical Officer 33rd Separate Infantry Brigade, Chicago, Illinois. Historian State Area Command, STARC, Springfield, Illinois; Host Area Support Officer, 33rd Area Support Group, Chicago, Illinois; and Commander, 38th Rear Operation Center, 38th Infantry Division, Chicago, Illinois.

His awards include: Meritorious Service Medal, Army Commendation Medal with Oak Leaf Cluster, Army Achievement Medal with Oak Leaf Cluster, Army Good Conduct Service Medal, Army Reserve Components Achievement Medal with 3 Oak Leaf Clusters, National Defense Service Medal with Star, Antarctic Service Medal, Outstanding Military Volunteer Service Medal, Armed Forces Reserve Medal with 20 year Device, NCO Professional Development Ribbon, Army Service Ribbon, Army Reserve Component Overseas Training Ribbon, State of Louisiana Legion of Merit, State of Illinois Long and Honorable Service Medal with Oak Leaf Cluster, State of Illinois Military Attendance Ribbon with Numeral 7, the U.S. Army Parachute Badge and Air Assault Badge, and Parachute Badges of Israel, Russia, Canada, Holland, United Kingdom, and Poland. Upon retirement from the Illinois National Guard, Pritzker was promoted to the Honorary Rank of Colonel in the Illinois Army National Guard in March 2001.

Goofy grape guard shit.

[M2]

Wow, one whole MSM during his career, which was probably his retirement decoration; and they honorarily promote him to full bird?

[matmacwc]

Wow, one whole MSM during his career, which was probably his retirement decoration; and they honorarily promote him to full bird?

I've heard of it before, it means nothing.

Good Rainman flashback ThreeHoler.

[Bobby]

Good Rainman flashback ThreeHoler.

Read my mind...

[ThreeHoler]

Glad someone remembers.

[jcj]

Antarctic service medal?

[pawnman]

Miley Cyrus at the VMAs.

wtf

https://sarcasticcharm.com/22-things-miley-cyrus-looked-like-at-the-2013-vmas

[amcflyboy]

Antarctic service medal?

Don't know who this clown is, but he probably got it for hangIng out with my unit doing some worthless desk job in the SFA office down at McMurdo. If he did it for 30 days, that checks!

Edited August 29, 2013 by amcflyboy

[Bojangles]

This dude has some huge balls...no seriously.

[F16Rooster]

https://www.wimp.com/militarychoir/

Tops in....Red?

[FallingOsh]

Don't know who this clown is, but he probably got it for hangIng out with my unit doing some worthless desk job in the SFA office down at McMurdo. If he did it for 30 days, that checks!

The guy/girl is worth a billion dollars and y'all are worried about an MSM? Who gives a shit?

[morenoj135]

https://www.wimp.com/militarychoir/

Tops in....Red?

Tops in Blue now has competition. Oh and fix your ties.

[Spur38]

Tops in Blue now has competition. Oh and fix your ties.

I didn't think that the Ruskies had DADT....

[HercDude]

https://www.wimp.com/militarychoir/

Tops in....Red?

Still better than their Navy's show choir......

[brabus]

How was there even one second of thought in this dude's mind, "yep, this is completely worth it!"

https://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/08/31/colorado-potty-peeper-sentenced-to-3-years-in-prison/

[Darth]

How was there even one second of thought in this dude's mind, "yep, this is completely worth it!"

https://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/08/31/colorado-potty-peeper-sentenced-to-3-years-in-prison/

Holy crap. You cannot make this stuff up.

[pawnman]

How was there even one second of thought in this dude's mind, "yep, this is completely worth it!"

https://www.foxnews.c...ears-in-prison/

prosecutors dropped other burglary charges

Was he keeping souvenirs?

[Napoleon_Tanerite]

Turd Burglar

[Fuzz]

https://grants3.hrsa.gov/2010/Web2External/Interface/FundingCycle/ExternalView.aspx?&fCycleID=9E7EA909-4562-4FBE-86DA-D5F383C3ACFB&ViewMode=EU&GoBack=&PrintMode=&OnlineAvailabilityFlag=True&pageNumber=1

Apparently multiple deployments in the service of your country qualifies as a reason for government officials to visit your home to check on your kids under Obamacare.

[BFM this]

" i) Eligible families who, or that include individuals who, are serving or formerly served in the Armed Forces, including such families that have members of the Armed Forces who have had multiple deployments outside of the United States."

DaFuq?

[17D_guy]

" i) Eligible families who, or that include individuals who, are serving or formerly served in the Armed Forces, including such families that have members of the Armed Forces who have had multiple deployments outside of the United States."

DaFuq?

Don't forget this indicator of possible abuse - f) Eligible families that have users of tobacco products in the home.

[Hueypilot]

Yep, we (meaning anyone who's served in the military) fall under the "high risk" households now. UFB.

[matmacwc]

I'm sure joe1234 or NS will chime in anytime to tell us there is nothing to worry about.

Allow me to retort (early), EAD.

[clouseau]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd3axSjHsVY

Video says it all. Edited September 3, 2013 by M2
Moved this to the WTF? thread, seemed more appropriate...

[HercDude]

Even 12 years in the future Russians drive shitty cars.