Joey Freshwater Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 POLICE THAT MOOSTACHE!! He would be the cocksucker that did something like this: https://www.yumasun.com/news/former-marine-facing-child-molestation-charges/article_80a9d25c-1132-11e4-ba09-001a4bcf6878.html?mode=jqm 1
Buddy Spike Posted July 24, 2014 Posted July 24, 2014 https://stopmasturbationnow.org/weather/17-year-old-girl-stuck-by-lightning-when-masturbating/
StoleIt Posted July 24, 2014 Posted July 24, 2014 https://stopmasturbationnow.org/weather/17-year-old-girl-stuck-by-lightning-when-masturbating/
10percenttruth Posted July 24, 2014 Posted July 24, 2014 (edited) https://stopmasturbationnow.org/weather/17-year-old-girl-stuck-by-lightning-when-masturbating/ That website is some next-level trolling. I'm actually kind of impressed.The goal of masturbation is to achieve climax alone by stimulating one’s genitals in a combination of one of the following self-rape methods: 1.) Fantasizing about another person or person(s) – In doing this you are mentally raping that person. You have no right to be thinking those thoughts. Even if you are married and your spouse has given you permission in the past does not mean that you still have permission, just as how one-time consent does not mean permanent consent in a physical relation. 2.) Looking at dirty Magazines - You are mentally raping the person that you are looking at. Liberals might argue that person gave consent when doing the picture shoot, but you do not know that for sure. The person may even be married now or have grown ugly. 3.) Watching dirty Movies – As with number one or two, you might as well be Ted Bundy, illegally having your way with the peoples you are exploiting for your own sickening gratification. 4.) The World Wideweb – The Internets are full of filth. Computers should be for taxes, online Bible studies, or logging on to the STOP Masturbation NOW netsite. 5.) Past Experiences – Sure, that “three way” you had with the cheerleader and her sorority sister in college might have been a “good time”, however, recalling the sinful pleasure they presented you all night is the same as repeating that sin all over again. Bonus Faithfact – Some females and gay males use foreign objects and dinguses when masturbating. In doing so they are raping the raw materials of this world. Edited July 24, 2014 by 10percenttruth
Butters Posted July 25, 2014 Posted July 25, 2014 Don't laugh. It will not be long before the AF makes Anti-Masturbation crosses mandatory for deplorers. What is the head strap for?
Harpy Posted July 25, 2014 Posted July 25, 2014 Alabama man claims penis was amputated by mistake https://in.reuters.com/article/2014/07/24/us-usa-alabama-circumcision-idINKBN0FT24T20140724 An Alabama man who went in to a hospital last month for a circumcision awoke after surgery to find his penis had been amputated... did not recall the precise date of the incident but believed it occurred in June
ThreeHoler Posted July 26, 2014 Posted July 26, 2014 Alabama man claims penis was amputated by mistake https://in.reuters.com/article/2014/07/24/us-usa-alabama-circumcision-idINKBN0FT24T20140724 Sounds like he had a problem with his dikfur... 1
Lawman Posted July 26, 2014 Posted July 26, 2014 Sounds like he had a problem with his dikfur... Ill do it just for the joke.... Whats a dikfur?
Toro Posted July 27, 2014 Posted July 27, 2014 Sounds like he had a problem with his dikfur... What's a....
Buddy Spike Posted July 27, 2014 Posted July 27, 2014 Which one of you newly minted airline dudes is this? https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a08_1406358353
waveshaper Posted July 27, 2014 Posted July 27, 2014 Another exemplary performance by a congressman. Lesson; Know who's testifying in front of YOUR committee.Congressman mistakes U.S. Officials for Indian ones.https://time.com/3038010/congressman-curt-clawson-mistakes-u-s-officials-for-indian-officials/
Cap-10 Posted July 28, 2014 Posted July 28, 2014 Delta 1334 is the big winner when he asked the ground controller if he wanted them on Lima or Charlie...friggin hilarious!!! Posted from the NEW Baseops.net iOS App! 1
HerkFE Posted July 28, 2014 Posted July 28, 2014 I feel sorry for the poor bastard sitting next to that guy. I bet that is going to be a long trip for him.
Vertigo Posted July 28, 2014 Posted July 28, 2014 oral suction.jpg here i come.jpg So yeah, this just happened last week: 2 Infants Diagnosed With Herpes After Ritual Jewish Circumcisions
Naviguesser Posted July 30, 2014 Posted July 30, 2014 You can't argue with science... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU 2
fou Posted July 30, 2014 Posted July 30, 2014 You can't argue with science... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU Why is this in the WTF thread? Seems pretty legit to me
waveshaper Posted July 31, 2014 Posted July 31, 2014 You can't argue with science... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlUSo true. Best part was the "Trans" comment/analogy. 1
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