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I hope these idiots don't catch on to the invisible chemicals that the Herk puts out. We do a better job at dispersing them since we fly at lower altitudes and have those big diffusers in front of the wings to spread them out over a wider area.

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From the AF Portal comments (always a source of humor):

Not sure which article you were referencing. But here's from probably the best from that Amn Superman one:

As a CAP member who wears a uniform that bears a strong resemblance to that of the AF I think this article is excellent and I think I could teach a cadet or two some valuable leadership lessons using these very true examples especially seeing as the general public rarely knows the difference between CAP and the USAF. Thanks Chief Bischoff

Close second

When I recite the Airman's Creed I feel like a super hero
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"At the moment, we are looking at the best technical ways to achieve this. But surely if we can send a man to the moon, we must be able to tackle porn on the Internet."

Pretty sure Iceland hasn't put a man on the moon yet

Iceland has had laws banning the printing and distribution of pornography for years, but those laws haven't been updated to include the Web. And two years ago, the nation's parliament banned strip clubs, saying they violate the rights of the women who work in them.

What a bunch of fucking idiots!

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Let me put on my "Nostradamus" hat and predict a headline from the Keflavick Times 5 years from: "Internet Use Down 98% in Iceland. Government Baffled as to Reason Why"

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Penis Size Matters to Female Moles

Their study revealed that male Hottentot golden moles actually have very small penises, ranging from 1.2 to 2.5mm long. The animals themselves are between 74 and 97mm long.

"They probably have one of the smaller penises per length of body in the animal kingdom," explained Prof Bennett.

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This is 3 miles from my house, story broke when some Facebook postings surfaced right after the party and some parents complained...The best one was a picture of a 16 year old boy sitting in a chair while a hot bikini clad babe was upside in his lap, straddling his face with her legs and with her face between his legs. For a 16 year old that had to get him at attention....

Guess at only 33 herself she is trying to be the cool mom!

Also last week here we had the 33 year old public librarian arrested for being caught in the sack with a 15 year old boy. She was pretty good looking too...

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Guess at only 33 herself she is trying to be the cool mom!

Oh good, the cool parents raise great, upstanding, hard working, non-entitled kids.

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We need Congress to take action on this.....why should parents be left with so much responsibility when the Government should take care of us? :bohica:

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