Masshole Posted July 13, 2011 Posted July 13, 2011 Drink me some Kool-Aid, sleep like a baby, and wake up with muh dick chopped off.
nsplayr Posted July 13, 2011 Posted July 13, 2011 If he was abusing her then good on her. Make him pay. If it was something stupid like not taking the garbage out, not wanting to see Bridesmaids, or not acknowledging her new hair cut- fry the bitch. I have to say, bridesmaids was actually hilarious. 90% fresh on rotten tomatoes is no joke.
Gravedigger Posted July 13, 2011 Posted July 13, 2011 What the fuck is up with all of these airshow crashes recently? Check out these two in the same day at Geneseo, New York.
Stitch Posted July 13, 2011 Posted July 13, 2011 What the ###### is up with all of these airshow crashes recently? Check out these two in the same day at Geneseo, New York. No joke and we're about 12 days from the start of OSH. Nothing like 12 billion VFR airplanes with pilots of every level of expierence and capibility jammed into one small space. Must be an ATC/airspace deconflicting nightmare. But I'd still go in a second given the chance.
Prosuper Posted July 13, 2011 Posted July 13, 2011 No joke and we're about 12 days from the start of OSH. Nothing like 12 billion VFR airplanes with pilots of every level of expierence and capibility jammed into one small space. Must be an ATC/airspace deconflicting nightmare. But I'd still go in a second given the chance. Wonder if Jack Roush has been cleared to fly again?
ClearedHot Posted July 14, 2011 Posted July 14, 2011 Wonder if Jack Roush has been cleared to fly again? It will be tough with only one eye.
nsplayr Posted July 14, 2011 Posted July 14, 2011 Owner of Killer Bear Chokes to Death on Sex Toy. Has to be one of the best headlines ever... CLEVELAND — An exotic-animal owner who made headlines last summer when one of his bears mauled a woman to death has died after apparently choking on a sex toy, authorities said.
chuckster Posted July 14, 2011 Posted July 14, 2011 Owner of Killer Bear Chokes to Death on Sex Toy. Has to be one of the best headlines ever... hell yes that's awesome
HuggyU2 Posted July 14, 2011 Posted July 14, 2011 It will be tough with only one eye. During my very brief stint at United Airlines, we had 4 pilots with 1 eye.
discus Posted July 14, 2011 Posted July 14, 2011 During my very brief stint at United Airlines, we had 4 pilots with 1 eye. Soooooo that was enough one-eyed pilots to crew one jet? Thanks, folks, I'll be here all week.I'm guessing if you have a cat, you are gonna get laid with this one... Just for the crazy factor if nothing else.
Guest Posted July 14, 2011 Posted July 14, 2011 During my very brief stint at United Airlines, we had 4 pilots with 1 eye. Did they have two when they were hired?
HuggyU2 Posted July 14, 2011 Posted July 14, 2011 (edited) Soooooo that was enough one-eyed pilots to crew one jet? Touche, monsieur. Did they have two when they were hired? One did, and I very certain the other 3 did. FWIW, the one captain lost his eye, and spent a minimum of 6 months learning to work with monocular vision. After that period, he went through sim training, and then was certified by an FAA-designated examiner. It's been determined that binocular vision is not critical from the cockpit of airliners. IIRC, the field of regard, distances, etc.... are such that the difference is in the noise level. This was a long time ago, so things may have changed. But generally, those changes involve getting less restrictive. Edited July 14, 2011 by Huggyu2
Perch Posted July 14, 2011 Posted July 14, 2011 (edited) Soooooo that was enough one-eyed pilots to crew one jet? Thanks, folks, I'll be here all week. I'm guessing if you have a cat, you are gonna get laid with this one... Just for the crazy factor if nothing else. If you thought that was funny, be sure to check out this gem! Courtesy of Songify This! And no doubt Edited July 14, 2011 by Guinthjb 1
Tone deaf Posted July 15, 2011 Posted July 15, 2011 (edited) This guy is a UPS pilot Edited July 15, 2011 by tanker pilot
bfargin Posted July 15, 2011 Posted July 15, 2011 This guys is a UPS pilot He needs to be shot immediately to guarantee he can't rape again and to save the taxpayer money on a needless trial(in this case at least). Fricken turdbuglars !!??
Masshole Posted July 16, 2011 Posted July 16, 2011 Jesus saves at Walmart. Then again, maybe it is Charles Manson...
sky_king Posted July 17, 2011 Posted July 17, 2011 Jesus saves at Walmart. Then again, maybe it is Charles Manson... I think it looks like Osama bin Laden. Either that or it's a thermo paper receipt and the picture is a fake that could easily be made with a stencil and about 8 hours of sunlight.
StoleIt Posted July 17, 2011 Posted July 17, 2011 Woman dies after dog sex in Limerick Woman dies after dog sex in Limerick 08/07/2011 7:39 am A 43-year-old woman died after suffering a massive allergic reaction brought on after she had sex with a dog in Limerick. The woman, a mother of four children, suffered the reaction to the dog’s semen after willingly engaging in sex acts with the Alsatian dog in a house in the Patrickswell area of the county. The woman passed away in October 2008, shortly after intercourse with the dog, and after a three-year investigation it was confirmed that her death occurred due to an adverse reaction suffered after having sex with the animal. An ambulance was called to an address in Patickswell at approximately 7.30pm on the night that she died and rushed the woman to the Mid-Western Hospital, where she passed away shortly after 8pm. A source told The Star last night that the unfortunate woman involved came in contact with a man who provided the dog on an internet chatroom. “Both these people would have been visiting bestiality websites and at some stage it appears they agreed to meet up for sex,” the source said. “The Alsatian then entered the picture and it appears that intercourse took place between the lady in question and the dog on the night that she died.” The source confirmed that Gardai who had examined the scene seized an Alsation dog that has been kept in quarantine ever since. Disturbingly, the source added that the dog “appeared to have been groomed” to have sex with women. “This was a particularly bizarre and upsetting course,” said the source. “It genuinely was a shocker...you think you’ve seen it all but then something like this comes along and you’re left scratching your head all over again.” https://www.joe.ie/news-politics/current-af...g-sex-0013864-1
brwwg&b Posted July 18, 2011 Posted July 18, 2011 From Limerick huh? There once was a woman who was a whore She loved to get plowed on all fours But after a while, the old "doggy style" wasn't enough to satisfy anymore! 6
nrodgsxr Posted July 18, 2011 Posted July 18, 2011 From Limerick huh? There once was a woman who was a whore She loved to get plowed on all fours But after a while, the old "doggy style" wasn't enough to satisfy anymore! wow.. just wow
pawnman Posted July 18, 2011 Posted July 18, 2011 Three year investigation? How many other causes of death did they rule out?
TacAirCoug Posted July 18, 2011 Posted July 18, 2011 The investigation was complete in minutes. It took them three years to stop laughing.
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