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Vicar went to hospital with potato stuck in bottom

A vicar attended hospital with a potato stuck up his bottom - and claimed it got there after he fell on to the vegetable while naked.

Damned Murphy's Law!!! Wouldn't you know it...the ONE TIME you're hanging curtains in the nude and fall off the ladder, and what is there waiting for you? A potato! And it was somehow perfectly aligned to make it up the dude's ass rather than being smashed. "The Golden Potato"?

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BQZip posted this sign in his yard after people started hazing his mom.

That would have required him to first leave her basement.

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Seen at a Target in (insert redneck state name here)...

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And who the fuck (WTF) would think up shit like this?!?

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Does the mass of the universe exist in a black hole?

So Poplawski seems to be able to mathematically support his claim that when a black hole is created another universe is created within it. The math he presents in the paper shows the energy levels and physical mechanisms that are necessary for this to happen. What is really cool and weird is that this theory comes complete with the explosion and expansion phenomenon that happens inside the black hole that parallels the Big Bang and any subsequent inflation thereforeafter. It is the star's collapse towards the singularity state that can trigger the chain of events needed to generate more energy/mass than we observe in our universe.

There has been a group that has peddled a theory called the Fecund Universe Theory. It is pretty novel and interesting theory, but has never been regarded as anything more than an insane conglomerate of random ideas. It seems like Poplawski wants to give the Fecund Universe Theory a fundamental mechanism to build on.

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Maher: Gadhafi sodomy video suggests homosexuality has become sexuality in Islamic culture

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...on the Friday night broadcast of his “Real Time” program, Maher drew another conclusion about the Muslim culture, using a video that has been circulating of former Libyan dictator Moammar Gadhafi ultimate demise.

“Alright, let me ask you this because I alluded to it during the monologue and I’m not going to show the footage,” he said. “We could but we’re talking about the fact that as soon as they caught Gadhafi they stuck something up his ass.”

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Average Tuesday in Afcrapistan.

Thursday? Or have we made some much progres that they've moved man love up two days?

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Thursday? Or have we made some much progres that they've moved man love up two days?

Scheisse! Guess I've been "doing it" wrong for years...

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