Guest Posted June 1, 2012 Posted June 1, 2012 Go for it. Just don't get offended if I get I get up and move elsewhere. Good luck retaining any long term meaningful relationships and employment. By all means. Again good luck retaining any friends. Also you better hope no one is around that would take offense and invoke their "omnivore predator/prey" nature. Your rights end where my nose begins. Feel free to try though. Better come armed. I will be. After all... that's natural as well. Is that all you got? Ad hominems? LOL
bagasticks Posted June 1, 2012 Posted June 1, 2012 (edited) I like where this is going. I like that we are throwing out things like modesty and going with nature and survival of the fittest. Gives me a chance to ponder my personal freedoms and expectations. Taking a shit is a natural act. How come I have to go behind closed doors to do that? I should be allowed to take a shit in a bag in public next to a breast feeding mom. In fact, I should be allowed to do it in a restaurant or at the ops desk or during the brief or during church, you know, wherever. Don't be so uptight, it's natural. Everyone shits. Let's see what else is natural...masturbating. I think I should be able to masterbate next to some chick breast feeding her kid in church. It would be natural, for me at least. What else...defending my herd. I should be able to kick your ass and nail your hot wife. That shit is natural. Hmmm...what else? Omnviore predator/prey! I should be able to kill you and eat you. Maybe just kill your kids and eat them. It's natural. Push it up! i just visualized, not you, but a hot chick; pooping in a bag while double-clicking her mouse punching me in the face and nailing my wife, all right next to the af chick breast feeding her trike-motor. seems natural.. Edited June 1, 2012 by bagasticks 1
Spur38 Posted June 1, 2012 Posted June 1, 2012 Slightly off of the recent topic but certianly qualifies for a WTF? discussion.....
Darth Posted June 1, 2012 Posted June 1, 2012 WTF? Green Lantern goes gay. Don't suppose it will ever stop. Along with the ranting about breast feeding in public (or masturbating .....)
Masshole Posted June 1, 2012 Posted June 1, 2012 Be nice to the girl, we all know she will be CH exec when he makes O-7. Who? Vertigo or me?
Champ Kind Posted June 1, 2012 Posted June 1, 2012 Funny how the posts on page 124 of the WTF thread out-WTF all the other WTFs in the thread. LOL I love BODN.
Danger41 Posted June 2, 2012 Posted June 2, 2012 Saw Tosh.0 sample this the other night. Here's the original video from a Lincoln, NE city council meeting. Unreal/Tragically hilarious.
Beaver Posted June 2, 2012 Posted June 2, 2012 i just visualized, not you, but a hot chick; pooping in a bag while double-clicking her mouse punching me in the face and nailing my wife, all right next to the af chick breast feeding her trike-motor. seems natural..Is the hot chick pooping, double clicking, punching, and nailing your wife all at the same time? Who's got that kind of coordination?
Finger Four Posted June 2, 2012 Posted June 2, 2012 Funny how the posts on page 124 of the WTF thread out-WTF all the other WTFs in the thread. LOL 2. It kind of reminds me of when everything kind of quietens down in the insane asylum, and then someone throws another remark, and then it starts up all over again. . . Orderly screaming at loony bin inmate: "I thought I told you, 'Never miss an opportunity to shut the ###### up!'"
spaceman Posted June 2, 2012 Posted June 2, 2012 Saw Tosh.0 sample this the other night. Here's the original video from a Lincoln, NE city council meeting. Unreal/Tragically hilarious. Holy ######. I actually feel like I went a little insane listening to that whole thing! I did like the dude right behind her laughing though.
Butters Posted June 2, 2012 Posted June 2, 2012 I cannot belive this didn't happen in Florida. Body found in Tacoma home moved to recycling bin
pawnman Posted June 2, 2012 Posted June 2, 2012 WTF? Green Lantern goes gay. Don't suppose it will ever stop. Along with the ranting about breast feeding in public (or masturbating .....) You're late. The wedding issue is already out. DC announced that another character will be coming out of the closet soon. I've got my fingers crossed for Wonder Woman.
PapaJu Posted June 2, 2012 Posted June 2, 2012 You're late. The wedding issue is already out. DC announced that another character will be coming out of the closet soon. I've got my fingers crossed for Wonder Woman. Wouldn't get too excited, her lover will probably look like Thor.
Darth Posted June 2, 2012 Posted June 2, 2012 Wouldn't get too excited, her lover will probably look like Thor. Or like Wolverine.
brabus Posted June 3, 2012 Posted June 3, 2012 I should be allowed to take a shit in a bag in public next to a breast feeding mom Just go back to Korea and you'll fit right in. I recommend adding Songtan Sally into the mix in some way. Don't forget to take pictures and email them to Masshole.
Masshole Posted June 3, 2012 Posted June 3, 2012 Just go back to Korea and you'll fit right in. I recommend adding Songtan Sally into the mix in some way. Don't forget to take pictures and email them to Masshole. No. I am quite alright without such things.
brabus Posted June 3, 2012 Posted June 3, 2012 It won't be a problem, Rainman and Songtan Sally go WAY back. Expect pictures within the week.
matmacwc Posted June 4, 2012 Posted June 4, 2012 (edited) Is the hot chick pooping, double clicking, punching, and nailing your wife all at the same time? Who's got that kind of coordination? Your wife. Yes I do, yes I do, I love her truuuuley. Edited June 4, 2012 by matmacwc
Butters Posted June 4, 2012 Posted June 4, 2012 (edited) Thought I would go ahead and ruin everyone’s Monday! 'Octomom' will strip, but don't worry—she'll just be topless But before you go saying "glad that's not my mom" again, let us assure you Suleman's sources say she will not expose any "southern" skin, nor offer any lap dances. She's obviously way too classy for that. Edited June 4, 2012 by Butters
sky_king Posted June 4, 2012 Posted June 4, 2012 I saw this link after clicking the octomom link. Maybe we should do this to piglets and have swine drones go after some terrorists. https://now.msn.com/now/0604-helicopter-cat.aspx
AEWingsMN Posted June 4, 2012 Posted June 4, 2012 damn, beat me to it... here's another link: https://www.buzzfeed.com/tommywes/half-cat-half-machine-and-totally-insane
Catbox Posted June 4, 2012 Posted June 4, 2012 damn, beat me to it... here's another link: https://www.buzzfeed....-totally-insane For the life of me I can't figure out what a dead, remote control flying cat is doing in the WTF thread. Just me?
LockheedFix Posted June 5, 2012 Posted June 5, 2012 For the life of me I can't figure out what a dead, remote control flying cat is doing in the WTF thread. Just me? Agreed. I vote that link gets moved to the Bad Ass of the Week thread.
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