WTF? (**NSFW**)

[slacker]

I found this disturbing and had to disturb others.

I also though we needed a thread to post all those things that make you say "WTF?"

Ft Pierce Woman Accused of Shoplifting and Brandishing a "Special Weapon."

[pedaler]

I found this disturbing and had to disturb others.

I also though we needed a thread to post all those things that make you say "WTF?"

Ft Pierce Woman Accused of Shoplifting and Brandishing a "Special Weapon."

Had to post it right during lunch, seriously

[AlphaMikeFoxtrot]

I just F'in threw up...ALOT!

[Guest Sakesan13]

I found this disturbing and had to disturb others.

I also though we needed a thread to post all those things that make you say "WTF?"

Gee, thanks. Where do you find this stuff?

[Guest F16crewdwgg]

I found it humorous.

[338skybolt]

She was merely finding a proactive solution to Obama's gun control proposals.

A real hard-charger there!

[slacker]

I think a tasing was in order.

[amcflyboy]

Here's my contribution...

[lloyd christmas]

I wonder if the cologne was to cover up the period smell.

[Guest F16crewdwgg]

I wonder if the cologne was to cover up the period smell.

... That was over the edge..... What does a period smell like btw...?

[Vertigo]

... That was over the edge..... What does a period smell like btw...?

You haven't earned your red wings?

[Guest TacAirDrvr]

Apparently he knows nothing of the "Cherokee Indian"

Edited October 23, 2008 by TacAirDrvr

[TacAirCoug]

A female officer eventually put the “offensive and potentially dangerous biohazard item” in a plastic bag.

Now THAT'S funny right there.

[HossHarris]

Apparently he knows nothing of the "Cherokee Indian"

Nothin says lovin like coming up with a Joker smile ....

[HerkDerka]

Nothin says lovin like coming up with a Joker smile ....

That's disturbing to the highest level......but funny as hell.

HD

Edited October 24, 2008 by HerkDerka

[Guest F16crewdwgg]

Nothin says lovin like coming up with a Joker smile ....

Dude, when my gf tells me aunt flow is on her way... I goto redtube.com haha..

[Guest Hueypilot812]

Dude, when my gf tells me aunt flow is on her way... I goto redtube.com haha..

I guess that depends on how hot your girl is...I think my wife's smokin', so when she offers up the real thing I'm NOT going to pass on it so I can go be frustrated staring at porn via a computer screen...

[slacker]

I guess that depends on how hot your girl is...I think my wife's smokin', so when she offers up the real thing I'm NOT going to pass on it so I can go be frustrated staring at porn via a computer screen...

Redtube.com= joke. Think about it. I don't think F16crewdwgg was saying he looks at porn on the computer.

[Guest smokinrobo]

Guys , that was wrong on both accounts.

[TacAirCoug]

Yep, this thread is appropriately titled.

[Guest Hueypilot812]

Such thoughts occur when you're about 40% through a 365-day deployment...I suppose I don't need to say anymore.

Edited October 24, 2008 by Hueypilot812

[slacker]

I guess that depends on how hot your girl is...I think my wife's smokin',

I propose a new rule for Baseops- all claims of hot wives, girlfriends, sisters, etc. must be substantiated by the immediate posting of at least one high resolution picture. Please do not claim any hotness without photographic evidence. Can I get a second?

Hueypilot812, you’ve admitted to being on a long deployment- your hotness scale has been affected by sun, sand and suck. We will have to see those special pictures your wife sent you to judge alleged “smokin-ness.”

[Spinner]

I propose a new rule for Baseops- all claims of hot wives, girlfriends, sisters, etc. must be substantiated by the immediate posting of at least one high resolution picture. Please do not claim any hotness without photographic evidence. Can I get a second?

Hueypilot812, you’ve admitted to being on a long deployment- your hotness scale has been affected by sun, sand and suck. We will have to see those special pictures your wife sent you to judge alleged “smokin-ness.”

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[Guest Hueypilot812]

I propose a new rule for Baseops- all claims of hot wives, girlfriends, sisters, etc. must be substantiated by the immediate posting of at least one high resolution picture. Please do not claim any hotness without photographic evidence. Can I get a second?

Hueypilot812, you’ve admitted to being on a long deployment- your hotness scale has been affected by sun, sand and suck. We will have to see those special pictures your wife sent you to judge alleged “smokin-ness.”

To protect my wife's privacy due to her husband's sex-deprived internet rantings, I suggest I be grandfathered since no such rule existed prior. And although I did say she is hot (and I do think she is), I will also submit that my exact words were "I think my wife's smokin' hot". No attempt was meant to force others to view her in that manner.

And although I have been here for a long time, I refuse to acknowledge any "hotness" while deployed unless that "hotness" was verified prior to my deployment. I will not be caught drooling over Desert Queens.

[Toro]

To protect my wife's privacy due to her husband's sex-deprived internet rantings, I suggest I be grandfathered since no such rule existed prior.

Agreed

And although I did say she is hot (and I do think she is)

Okay - that one falls under the new rules. Post pictures immediately.