The Columbus cheating scandal

[Champ Kind]

oral pleasure

Giggity.

[war007afa]

Nothing wrong with that!

Yup...she was roomies with another chick who was fvcking a T-38 stud who told her, and I quote: "I can put in a good word for you over there at the 50th and get you a T-38". Some chicks will believe anything...

Almost as good as the Team America "I promise...I will never die".

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Edited March 28, 2009 by war007afa

[Hacker]

You guys don't let the facts get in the way of these good stories, alright?

[GW]

You guys don't let the facts get in the way of these good stories, alright?

I'm pretty sure the 10% rule applies here

[war007afa]

Well, I was the class before the scandal and her roommate was in my flight and openly admitted to her "reasoning". But hey, wouldn't want to smear her good name anymore than she admits to...

[Vetter]

I would have put in a good word for her if her roommate gave me a BJ (or hell, even showing her tits maybe). Too bad my opinion about anything didn't matter at all during my time at the 50th. The T-1 chicks were almost always hotter anyhow.*

*I never havebeen , am not, and never will be involved in an inappropriate instructor-student relationship. It goes against my core values and most the chicks were 0's anyway.

[Guest Bender]

You call you morals "core values?" Isn't that cute. :P

BENDY

[Guest Hueypilot812]

...but it screwed here STS in the end...STS.

I've stated that STS is often over-used, but you went beyond that and double STS'd when a single would sufficed.

Please review this topic.

[Ill Destructor]

I didn't say there was anything wrong with the oral pleasure at all, but it screwed here STS in the end...STS. On a side note, the UCMJ actually defines sodomy as anal and oral sex, so she was in clear violation here (kidding, but it really is in there).

"Any sexual act that is not penile-vaginal penetration. Usually refers to oral or anal intercourse, but various legal definitions may include other activities." Damn near everyone is guilty per the UCMJ.

[Steve Davies]

"Any sexual act that is not penile-vaginal penetration.

That rules out the shocker, then.

[ClearedHot]

That rules out the shocker, then.

[Hacker]

Of course it's always the chick's fault.

That siren obviously couldn't hack it on her own, and needed to go for the offer of the knobber to get the EPQ questions, right?

Edited April 2, 2009 by Hacker

[FallingOsh]

Of course it's always the chick's fault.

That siren obviously couldn't hack it on her own, and needed to go for the offer of the knobber to get the EPQ questions, right?

So she accidentally banged the IP?

That seems like the only cut-and-dried portion of the whole incident.

[Slander]

Speaking of shockers...check this handout out from Kirtland MEO. No shit, it's real. Although the law about truck nuts was not passed by FL...

On_The_Look_Out.pdf

[amcflyboy]

Speaking of shockers...check this handout out from Kirtland MEO. No shit, it's real. Although the law about truck nuts was not passed by FL...

On_The_Look_Out.pdf

Oh man, THAT was quality!

[Hacker]

So she accidentally banged the IP?

That seems like the only cut-and-dried portion of the whole incident.

Actually, no.

[Guest]

Speaking of shockers...check this handout out from Kirtland MEO. No shit, it's real. Although the law about truck nuts was not passed by FL...

On_The_Look_Out.pdf

funny that you post that...

when I was casual there, there was an orange Ford Bronco with a GIANT orange shocker sticker in the rear window. I wonder if someone figured out what it was...