brabus Posted November 18, 2009 Posted November 18, 2009 (edited) I figured everyone could use a good, light-hearted laugh at the expense of a complete dumbass. https://www.foxnews.c...test=latestnews SEATTLE — Seattle police say a man who thought he was a ninja was impaled on a metal fence when he tried to leap over it. An officer who was looking for an assault victim nearby Monday night heard the man screaming for help. Policesupported him to prevent further injuries until medics arrived and tookhim to a hospital, where he was in serious condition in intensive careon Tuesday. Police spokeswoman Renee Wittwrote in a department Web site posting that officers thought the manmight have been involved in the reported assault, but he insisted hewas just a ninja trying to clear a 4- to 5-foot-tall fence. Witt says the man was "overconfident in his abilities," and that alcohol likely played a role. His name was not released. Edited November 18, 2009 by brabus
Vertigo Posted November 18, 2009 Posted November 18, 2009 Rule 1 of being a ninja- don't talk about being a ninja!
Toro Posted November 18, 2009 Posted November 18, 2009 Rule 1 of being a ninja- don't talk about being a ninja! No, that's not rule 1. Here are the three rules, straight from the official Ninja Webpage. 1. Ninjas are mammals. 2. Ninjas fight ALL the time. 3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people. People love it.
M2 Posted November 18, 2009 Posted November 18, 2009 Witt says the man was "overconfident in his abilities," and that alcohol likely played a role. His name was not released. But we all know it was Bendy! Cheers! M2
AlphaMikeFoxtrot Posted November 19, 2009 Posted November 19, 2009 (edited) No, that's not rule 1. Here are the three rules, straight from the official Ninja Webpage. 1. Ninjas are mammals. 2. Ninjas fight ALL the time. 3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people. People love it. You guys gotta read this. That's some funny shit. Edited November 19, 2009 by AlphaMikeFoxtrot
brabus Posted November 19, 2009 Author Posted November 19, 2009 But we all know it was Bendy! Damn, I should have put that together. "Overconfidence in abilities" + "alcohol related" = Bendy. Of course, it all makes sense now!
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now