Guest mattp Posted January 22, 2010 Posted January 22, 2010 I have a hypothetical question here :) So say I was having foot pain a couple months ago so I started taking my sister's old Oxycodone prescription for about a week. The recommended dose was 1 tablet and I began taking 2 tablets by the last few days and then stopped after that week. Would this disqualify me from ROTC and if I would be able to get into ROTC would it disqualify me from a pilot position? And if for some reason I didn't do ROTC and did OTS, would it disqualify for an OTS pilot slot?
slacker Posted January 22, 2010 Posted January 22, 2010 Are you still eating your sister's pills? Do you plan on eating your sister's pills in the future? Once you're in ROTC, will your sister still provide you pills? More importantly, is your sister hot? Please post a picture.
Guest mattp Posted January 22, 2010 Posted January 22, 2010 (edited) No, no, no and no. Edited January 22, 2010 by mattp
slacker Posted January 22, 2010 Posted January 22, 2010 I think we've all learned a valuable lesson here today. Drugs are bad, mmmkay. So don't do drugs, mmmkay?
M2 Posted January 22, 2010 Posted January 22, 2010 It all depends, is your sister hot and stacked? And we can't take your word for it if she is, you'll have to post some pics, preferably in a bikini (her, not you)...
Guest mattp Posted January 22, 2010 Posted January 22, 2010 If I get a legit answer maybe I'll post a picture.
slacker Posted January 22, 2010 Posted January 22, 2010 I think you'll be fine. I'm not sure I'd run right into ROTC yelling that your sister is a drug pusher and you fell under her influence once.
M2 Posted January 23, 2010 Posted January 23, 2010 I think you'll be fine. I'm not sure I'd run right into ROTC yelling that your sister is a drug pusher and you fell under her influence once. Dang, Slack, you really want to see a pic of his sister, don't you?
Steve Davies Posted January 23, 2010 Posted January 23, 2010 and you fell under her influence once. Never heard it called an 'influence' before, but I am pretty sure that incest is illegal in the US, even if it was only once.
slacker Posted January 23, 2010 Posted January 23, 2010 Never heard it called an 'influence' before, but I am pretty sure that incest is illegal in the US, even if it was only once. You have obviously never been to West Virginia.
Guest Scoots Posted January 23, 2010 Posted January 23, 2010 More importantly, is your sister hot? Please post a picture. Oh man, I busted up laughing... Awesome! Yes, pic please.
tripilot Posted January 25, 2010 Posted January 25, 2010 Bahaha. This thread is awesome. Mattp, three recommendations: (1) don't take pills, (2) don't feel the need to tell everyone in the world everything you've ever done, (3) webcam in your sister's shower.
Napoleon_Tanerite Posted January 25, 2010 Posted January 25, 2010 (edited) here's your legit answer.... 1. This is (hypothetically) the last time this should be mentioned, for several reasons --You're (hypothetically) admitting to a felony, and (hypothetically) implicating your sister in a felony (hypothetically) --You're (hypothetically) not taking them anymore, and (hypothetically) have no dependence on them --If it's (hypothetically) out of your system (not sure how long that takes), nobody will know (hypothetically) 2. Delete this thread (not hypothetically) 3. Start a new thread with the pictures that have been demanded. (also not hypothetically) Edited January 25, 2010 by Napoleon_Tanerite
Vertigo Posted January 25, 2010 Posted January 25, 2010 (edited) here's your legit answer.... 1. This is the last time this should be mentioned, for several reasons --You're admitting to a felony, and implicating your sister in a felony --You're (allegedly) not taking them anymore, and have no dependence on them --If it's out of your system (not sure how long that takes), nobody will know 2. Delete this thread 3. Start a new thread with the pictures that have been demanded. Wrong. He said it was "hypothetical". It's like calling a GO a douchebag to his face, but prefacing it by saying "With all due respect..." As long as you say with all due respect you can say anything you want. BTW Tits or GTFO Edited January 25, 2010 by Vertigo
Napoleon_Tanerite Posted January 25, 2010 Posted January 25, 2010 Wrong. He said it was "hypothetical". It's like calling a GO a douchebag to his face, but prefacing it by saying "With all due respect..." As long as you say with all due respect you can say anything you want. BTW Tits or GTFO see edit.... better?
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