Guest Dirt Beater Posted November 20, 2004 Posted November 20, 2004 Awhile ago, someone posted a pic of an AMC patch that said "Another Missed Christmas" and some other stuff, and I was wondering if there are other "alternative" names for MAJCOMs. I'm familiar with the AETC ones...Adults Eternally Treated like Children, etc. How about others?
HerkDerka Posted November 21, 2004 Posted November 21, 2004 AMC - Allied Moving Company A Major Cluster AETC - Adult Eternally Trained like Children Ain't Even Thinking Combat AFSOC - Always First to Shit On Countries ACC - All Cocks in Centimeters HD
Guest Schmidty06 Posted November 21, 2004 Posted November 21, 2004 When AMC was MAC - Maybe Airplane Come A tanker crew member who was under SAC once upon a time told me of a spoof drawing of the SAC patch, which was made soon after a bad inspection. The steel gauntlet was holding a pair of bloody testicles intstead of lightning bolts, and the caption says, "To err is human, but to forgive is not SAC policy" [ 20. November 2004, 23:43: Message edited by: Schmidty06 ]
Guest Robes Posted November 21, 2004 Posted November 21, 2004 Ahh, the old days of ATC- Air Toilet Command
Guest svrider03 Posted November 28, 2004 Posted November 28, 2004 Nothing new for MAJCOMs, but this one for AWACS Airborne War Against Common Sense
Baseops.Net Posted November 28, 2004 Posted November 28, 2004 A while back I saw a Description of the AETC patch posted somewhere - it was like a legend of the colors of the patch: i.e. - Blue = the sky that we DON'T fly combat in Yellow = for the stripe that runs down our back etc... Anyone remember the rest of that one?
HerkDerka Posted November 28, 2004 Posted November 28, 2004 Another AWACS one: Alcohol Women And Casual Sex HD
Guest johannagain Posted December 21, 2004 Posted December 21, 2004 Ain't Even Thinking Combat I LOVE THAT ONE!!!!!!!!
Scooter14 Posted December 21, 2004 Posted December 21, 2004 I've heard Allergic To Combat back when it was ATC from the oldheads. I guess Ain't Even Thinkin' Combat evolved when it changed.
Guest briscoe Posted June 22, 2005 Posted June 22, 2005 Since I have been partaking of this message board I have been trying to get a handle on all the AF Acronyms. I think I’ve got a grip on some of them… let me see: UPT – Underage Pilot Transition PIT – Puberty Indoctrination Test FTU – Females Tentatively Underage MWS – Man/Woman Situation TCTO – Testicle Constrictor Totally Operational PDI – Pretty Damn Intelligent AFSOC – Always Found Sitting On Couch ACSC – Always Confused/Sometimes Confused SQ/CC – Stealthy Quiet/Counterintelligence Cohort AETC – Adrenaline Enhances Testicle Constriction JSOC – Just Say Operational Cluster CC – Constrictor Controller (See TCTO) AFPC – Andy Fletcher’s Pretty Cousin (I might have this one wrong) PFT – Partially Fractured Testicle (See TCTO) ALO – Alcohol Laden Officer I know there are more I need to figure out but I’m getting there.
Eeyore Posted June 22, 2005 Posted June 22, 2005 A different spin; ASCS-Advanced C*ck Sucking Course SOS-Same Old Sh*t AETC in reverse-Commintment To Extreme Analness
HerkDerka Posted June 23, 2005 Posted June 23, 2005 Can't believe you left out AMC Alcoholics Moving Cargo. HD
Rocker Posted June 23, 2005 Posted June 23, 2005 That AAFES one was good. USAF - Uncle Sam's Accounting Fiasco AMC - Allied Moving Company TLA - Three Letter Acronym
Guest dtfl Posted June 24, 2005 Posted June 24, 2005 AFSOC is wrong wrong wrong :) AFSOC never sits on the couch - so AFSOC = Always F___king Someone, Of Course - referring to the command's fist being up all the member's butts 24-7
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