Relocating the Pentagon

[MilitaryToFinance]

Apparently the Army is looking to relocate the Pentagon to western Kansas.

"The move will take place in three primary phases," said Johnson. "Initially we will use a giant crane to lift the building onto a barge in the Potomac River. From there we will float the barge down the Atlantic Coast and into the Gulf of Mexico. Then, we will sail the Pentagon up the Mississippi River to just south of St. Louis. In the final stage, we will place the building on large flat-bed trucks and drive it the rest of the way."

"We have sought the advice of the Navy and determined that we can just treat the building like a big ship as we move. All of the employees will basically be expected to pack as if they were going on a two-week trip and they will then remain in the building for the duration of the move,"

https://www.army.mil/-news/2010/04/01/36658-army-looks-to-relocate-pentagon/index.html

[ClearedHot]

Secretary Gates likes the Idea...

https://www.defense.gov/speeches/speech.aspx?speechid=1439

[HeloDude]

You can't trust anybody around here....oh, and is it bad that I kind of like that song?

[StoleIt]

01 Apr 2010

[Guest Alarm Red]

  On 4/2/2010 at 1:05 AM, stoleit2x said:

01 Apr 2010

Wow, nothing gets by you.

[sky_king]

I don't know guys. The government did $787B on a stimulus package. This could be real.

[B*D*A]

  On 4/2/2010 at 1:26 AM, sky_king said:

I don't know guys. The government did $787B on a stimulus package. This could be real.

No joke.

[LJ Driver]

No F-ing shit: Editor's Note - This is really just an April Fool's Day joke. Everything in this story is fictional, including seeking the advice of the Navy. Have a great day.

[Vertigo]

  On 4/2/2010 at 5:17 AM, LJ Driver said:

No F-ing shit: Editor's Note - This is really just an April Fool's Day joke. Everything in this story is fictional, including seeking the advice of the Navy. Have a great day.

The joke being that any advice received from the Navy would be worth listening to.

[Bishop]

  On 4/2/2010 at 12:38 AM, ClearedHot said:

Secretary Gates likes the Idea...

https://www.defense.gov/speeches/speech.aspx?speechid=1439

Well Done..

[Guest Raptor08]

  On 4/2/2010 at 5:50 PM, Bishop said:

Well Done..

I feel like an idiot. That damned bastard got me twice, first when I clicked on it then when I restored the tabs in Firefox and forgot to uncheck it. As they say, "fool me once, shame on.... you, fool me.... you fool me you can't get fooled again."

[BQZip01]

  On 4/2/2010 at 9:01 PM, Raptor08 said:

I feel like an idiot. That damned bastard got me twice, first when I clicked on it then when I restored the tabs in Firefox and forgot to uncheck it. As they say, "fool me once, shame on.... you, fool me.... you fool me you can't get fooled again."

I think there's only one person that said that. ~~~~

[Guest Raptor08]

  On 4/3/2010 at 4:27 AM, BQZip01 said:

I think there's only one person that said that. ~~~~

Mission Accomplished.

[Guest Alarm Red]

  On 4/2/2010 at 9:01 PM, Raptor08 said:

As they say, "fool me once, shame on.... you, fool me.... you fool me you can't get fooled again."

  On 4/3/2010 at 4:31 AM, Raptor08 said:

Mission Accomplished.

from the man himself.

And https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqMhffi8SHM.

Edited April 3, 2010 by Alarm Red

[Guest Raptor08]

  On 4/3/2010 at 4:32 PM, Alarm Red said:

from the man himself.

And https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqMhffi8SHM.

As we all know Bush was a fighter pilot, I wonder what his stand-ups and EPs were like....