Smokey Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Guys and gals, Haven't played "mayor" for 20 or so years but gotta run a roll call and naming ceremony. Any up to date info from my active duty fighter pukes to set a good order of events? Alibis and fines for lost wingmen, Bring out your dead, etc. Thanks in advance. Smokey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
osulax05 Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 The mayor has lost control Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokey Posted May 14, 2011 Author Share Posted May 14, 2011 The mayor has lost control Okay, That didn't help much. Range foul..... Smokey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matmacwc Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Take roll, charge the no shows Make fun of the weakest link in the squadron Squadron history by the LPA Naked picture of hot woman Instant Justice Stories on the bros (story time), winner of best story through an audio-omiter gets squadron crappy flying call sign Entertainment provided by LPA, if a naming then by the namee's Lots of shots for any ridiculous reason Close it, sometimes with a song, sometimes with deceased insect This is only one of many versions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dream big Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 "gasp"...is all this allowed in our new and improved politically correct feel good Air Force!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matmacwc Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 "gasp"...is all this allowed in our new and improved politically correct feel good Air Force!? As an example, this is the guy you make fun of. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazlo Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 absolutely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SocialD Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 (edited) Take roll, charge the no shows Make fun of the weakest link in the squadron Squadron history by the LPA Naked picture of hot woman Instant Justice Stories on the bros (story time), winner of best story through an audio-omiter gets squadron crappy flying call sign Entertainment provided by LPA, if a naming then by the namee's Lots of shots for any ridiculous reason Close it, sometimes with a song, sometimes with deceased insect This is only one of many versions. This and add in the Squadron toast, if you have one. Edited May 15, 2011 by SocialD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
08Dawg Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Bitches, gripes, complaints Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BQZip01 Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 overspeeds and upgrades owe a bottle to the squadron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toro Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 overspeeds and upgrades owe a bottle to the squadron And a keg for frats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 The Air Force did this to me... For example: Electronic records management. The Air Force is so sure that this new system is the way to go it's getting rid of the normal common server. So, 6.9 hours of training and now I'm set right? Nope. Now I need to assign individual permission to each folder in the ERM which to do so, requires full name and CAC-in ID number - the super long number next to your name before you enter your PIN. Once all of the Ops group's information is compiled, only then can I send it off to Tx to get lost in the fax machine or eaten by the mystical Air Force qweep goblins and fairies known as shoes. And I'm not talking about the fairies you all just thought of because I've been trained on the repeal of DADT - then again, maybe I am. God forbid any new individual join the Ops group thus resetting the whole procedure and losing another 2 days of flying...THE AIR FORCE DID THIS TO ME. Squadron Response: "ITS NOT YOUR FAULT" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GovernmentMan Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 overspeeds and upgrades owe a bottle to the squadron Two bottles if they oversped the windshield wipers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toro Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 The Air Force did this to me... For example: Electronic records management. The Air Force is so sure that this new system is the way to go it's getting rid of the normal common server. So, 6.9 hours of training and now I'm set right? Nope. Now I need to assign individual permission to each folder in the ERM which to do so, requires full name and CAC-in ID number - the super long number next to your name before you enter your PIN. Once all of the Ops group's information is compiled, only then can I send it off to Tx to get lost in the fax machine or eaten by the mystical Air Force qweep goblins and fairies known as shoes. And I'm not talking about the fairies you all just thought of because I've been trained on the repeal of DADT - then again, maybe I am. God forbid any new individual join the Ops group thus resetting the whole procedure and losing another 2 days of flying...THE AIR FORCE DID THIS TO ME. Squadron Response: "ITS NOT YOUR FAULT" Are you sure you posted in the right thread? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuggyU2 Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 And a keg for frats. Keg or a headshave in some places. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ram Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Are you sure you posted in the right thread? It sounds like something that might work in a roll call, but it's similar to the "WHAT IF" format. As in: "WHAT IF the finance office didn't have ESPN on so many plasma screens that they actually be able to do their jobs...instead of me doing it for them..." (the then rest of the SQ echoes: "WHAT IF!") The "IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT" echo from the bros is a catchy line, but I've never actually seen it in the 3 fighter squadrons I've been in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Keg or a headshave in some places. I like that. Actually, it should be both. Are you sure you posted in the right thread? No shit, like an AWACS backender with a stuck mic on the Big Pic. I can't imagine talking about something like this in the squadron bar, let alone a naming ceremony, but maybe things have changed (a lot). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokey Posted May 17, 2011 Author Share Posted May 17, 2011 Take roll, charge the no shows Make fun of the weakest link in the squadron Squadron history by the LPA Naked picture of hot woman Instant Justice Stories on the bros (story time), winner of best story through an audio-omiter gets squadron crappy flying call sign Entertainment provided by LPA, if a naming then by the namee's Lots of shots for any ridiculous reason Close it, sometimes with a song, sometimes with deceased insect This is only one of many versions. So you're telling me nothing has really changed....outstanding. Appreciate all the replies. Cheers, Smokey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BQZip01 Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 The Air Force did this to me...Squadron Response: "ITS NOT YOUR FAULT" A post like this would be a good thing for bringing up in "Instant Justice" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 It sounds like something that might work in a roll call, but it's similar to the "WHAT IF" format. As in: "WHAT IF the finance office didn't have ESPN on so many plasma screens that they actually be able to do their jobs...instead of me doing it for them..." (the then rest of the SQ echoes: "WHAT IF!") The "IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT" echo from the bros is a catchy line, but I've never actually seen it in the 3 fighter squadrons I've been in... It was something we did at Shaw. Haven't seen it since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 So you're telling me nothing has really changed....outstanding. Appreciate all the replies. Cheers, Smokey Smokey, go old school and you'll be fine. WWROD is a good guide in case things start getting fucked up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chip Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Disturbing quotes was a penalty at my last squadron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crosswind Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Chip was the master of having disturbing quotes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ram Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Disturbing quotes = "overheards" ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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