Cool Pilot Story

[alwyn2d]

Once upon a time a pilot found a beautiful princess and asked her, "Will you marry me?"

The princess said, "No!"

And the pilot lived happily ever after and flew jets all over the world and drove hot cars and chased skinny long-legged big-breasted flight attendants and hunted and fished and went to topless bars and dated women half his age and drank Weihenstephaner German beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and ate cold leftover meals, potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frickin' cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up........

The end.

[Napoleon_Tanerite]

[M2]

You mean Drew, the forensic document examiner?!?

[DEVIL]

This is the first call I'd make to validate that story...

(Thread: hijacked)

[rancormac]

Story sounds a little out there...

[XL0901]

Wait, what kind of hot car?

[Joey Freshwater]

I think this is a really cool story and I would love to put it in my store... but I can only give you one flying phuck for it, and I'm stretching at that price.

Edited March 20, 2012 by Gus Chiggins

[zrooster99]

I think this is a really cool story and I would love to put it in my store... but I can only give you one flying phuck for it, and I'm stretching at that price.

Can't afford that much...

[Roswell]

Once upon a time a pilot found a beautiful princess and asked her, "Will you marry me?"

The princess said, "No!"

And the pilot lived happily ever after and flew jets all over the world and drove hot cars and chased skinny long-legged big-breasted flight attendants and hunted and fished and went to topless bars and dated women half his age and drank Weihenstephaner German beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and ate cold leftover meals, potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frickin' cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up........

The end.

Until one day our fearless adventurer went to the club to have a drink, and while there he met a very fair, yet older damsel who offered to buy him a cocktail. The young pilot was flattered and took the drink. The attractive older woman sat down and flirted with our intrepid pilot who politely resisted. After a few more adult beverages the woman said, if you are not interested in me how would you like to try a sportsman's double? Our young pilot innocently asked, what's that?

The woman said that's a threesome with a mother and daughter. The pilot quickly asked for the check and drove the kind, older woman to her apartment...

And as they the walked in the door the woman yelled, Mom are you still up?!

The end?

Edited March 20, 2012 by Roswell

[Guest timewilltell]

I'll buy your story......I'll give you whatever you ask for it

[B52gator]

[Guest]

Once upon a time a pilot found a beautiful princess and asked her, "Will you marry me?"

The princess said, "No!"

And the pilot lived happily ever after and flew jets all over the world and drove hot cars and chased skinny long-legged big-breasted flight attendants and hunted and fished and went to topless bars and dated women half his age and drank Weihenstephaner German beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and ate cold leftover meals, potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frickin' cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up........

The end.

I know that story, except she said yes.

[Ram]

I know that story, except she said yes.

Marry the right woman and it can happen to anyone.

(Except for the "dating women half his age" part...that's one thing she doesn't let me get away with.)

[Catbox]

Until one day our fearless adventurer went to the club to have a drink, and while there he met a very fair, yet older damsel who offered to buy him a cocktail. The young pilot was flattered and took the drink. The attractive older woman sat down and flirted with our intrepid pilot who politely resisted. After a few more adult beverages the woman said, if you are not interested in me how would you like to try a sportsman's double? Our young pilot innocently asked, what's that? The woman said that's a threesome with a mother and daughter. The pilot quickly asked for the check and drove the kind, older woman to her apartment... And as they the walked in the door the woman yelled, Mom are you still up?! The end?

Ah hell, you actually made me "LOL"

[Colostomy_Bag]

And fathered no children, dying alone.

[Infamous]

And fathered no children, dying happy.

fixed

[PolyestherDuck]

This story brings me much happiness.

[AZwildcat]

And then he got RIFed just before he hit 20 years...the end.

[Swizzle]