VCQ09 Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 I find myself watching this every few days for a laugh. What gems would you add to "Sh!t Fighter Pilots Don't Say??" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BQZip01 Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 I LOVE blues! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LockheedFix Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 I can't wait until the squadron gay pride picnic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wing Sweep Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 "I shacked that instrument approach!" "My pattern work looked really good today!" "It wasn't perfect, but that's okay." "Man, I flew like shit today." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FUSEPLUG Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 Head. Box. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matmacwc Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 "The tanker was in the clear" "The heavy went around for me!" "We just had a heavy dude cross-train into my unit" "I circled today" "I landed on the captain bars today" "Thank god for civilian approaches" "11-217 has some useful info" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brickhistory Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 "GCI, great call..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SocialD Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 "11-217 has some useful info" This should suffice. "Man, my instrument approaches could use some work!" "I hate dropping CBU!" "I'm glad the tail kits are hard wired shut!" "No, sorry...we can't give you a show of force." "Low Level?? Fuck that!" "GCI...you're not talking enough." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeloDude Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 I can't wait until the squadron gay pride picnic! Actually, fighter pilots do say this. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karl Hungus Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 "I plan on staying Active Duty after my 10 years are up!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azimuth Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 "Sorry Boom, here's my tail number." "You know what, I think that so to speak stuff is pretty " "Man, I'm really glad all the heavies could be here for Red Flag/ME." "Considering the cost of gas I'm really glad I got my Prius." "That tanker crew was great about avoiding the sun and clouds!" "More gas? Nah, no top off today, I need to fly conservative to RTB." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ram Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 Actually, fighter eagle pilots do say this. FIFY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snuggie Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 Sure I'll take that Pred slot to Cannon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hacker Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 I landed right on the centerline today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 You're right Doc, I do need my "xxxxxxxx" checked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEVIL Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 That gold bond video was pretty irresponsible. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GovernmentMan Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 "No thanks, guys. I really need to catch up on the CSAF Reading List. Have fun at the bar!" "0-0-1-3" "That cadet had some great insights." "She had a headache, so I just went to sleep early." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buddy Spike Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 "I love formation takeoffs and landings" "ACM backup? No thanks, I'd rather just do instruments" "Vectors to final? Maybe next time, today I want to fly the approach as published" "I always keep my mask up" "I'm glad the rounds limiter is set at 111" "I love ORIs" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BQZip01 Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 "No thanks. 3 beers is MY limit" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dream big Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 I made the corn without jalapeños today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxhead Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Head. Box. Yes? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitman Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 (edited) "His mustache is so unprofessional" Edited July 4, 2012 by Whitman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patcho Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 "It's so cool to know that AFPC's always got my back...Assignment history, days TDY, awards, you name it!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yatalpan Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 "just spent a joyful day at the fight doc's office, and I've gotta say the doc's got a magic touch and small fingers" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matmacwc Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 "just spent a joyful day at the fight doc's office, and I've gotta say the doc's got a magic touch and small fingers" Strike from record, any pilot may deal with this.How bout.. "I really like instrument flying" "Fix to fix is so easy" "I prefer the instrument approach" "Sure, I'll go to AIS" "My wife is sure looking forward to that white jet assignment" "I'm sure looking forward to that white jet assignment" "MC-12, that will be cool" "Back to Kunsan again? Bring it!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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