Sh!t Fighter Pilots Don't Say - your additions

[backseatdriver]

"MC-12? Actually supporting the fight we've been in for 10 years? that will be cool (F-15C/F-22 guy)"

FIFY.

[Swizzle]

"Jeremiah Weed, no thanks."

"I wish fighters were based at Cannon again."

"That CanKun tour was great."

"HQ approved flyby at 300' AGL...I'll pass."

At airshow static... "Sorry miss, no private tours allowed."

Edited July 4, 2012 by Swizzle

[SuperWSO]

"I sure hope I get the chance to do some career broadening"

"sometimes, when I'm flying, I wish I had someone to talk to."

Edited July 4, 2012 by SuperWSO

[SocialD]

FIFY.

Thanks for ruining it Capt Sober...

[abmwaldo]

"Non-continuation at 15 years, thanks Big Blue!"

[Danger41]

"Those Eagle jokes are getting pretty old"

['DC']

"Its cool outside. I think I'll roll my sleeves down."

[matmacwc]

"Those Eagle jokes are getting pretty old"

Not even a little bit...ever

[yatalpan]

Strike from record, any pilot may deal with this.

Oops, fail hehe.

[Buddy Spike]

I sure wish the Dash-1 had a crew section

[Muscle2002]

"Nah, I don't really feel like executing an element CBU pop-attack for the FRA...it would be better to do a JDAM HARB."

Any wingman: "Yep, I was blind."

"SNIPER on bombers...brilliant."

[OL Patch]

Not even a little bit...ever

So true...makes me feel loved in a good way. Happy 4th Baseopsers!

[pbar]

"I'll take the fat one!"

"If you don't fly fighters, it doesn't mean you are a lesser person."

[Buddy Spike]

I don't think I'll wear my G suit today, I'm not planning on pulling Gs.

[Darth]

Fight-tank-Fight? Ugh.

[GovernmentMan]

"The whole 'flight cap mach tuck' is kind of lame, now that I think about it"

"I stopped wearing hair gel. It makes me look like I'm trying too hard."

[Buddy Spike]

Fight-tank-Fight? Ugh.

Sadly, you will definitely hear this in some Viper squadrons if it's CAS.

Edited July 5, 2012 by Buddy Spike

[FallingOsh]

"Yeah, I'm on Baseops all the time. My login is FallingOsh."

[Danger41]

"The whole 'flight cap mach tuck' is kind of lame, now that I think about it"

"I stopped wearing hair gel. It makes me look like I'm trying too hard."

Hahahahaha classic!

[mule]

"I don't like talking about myself."

"I'm sorry, but I'm married."

Edited July 5, 2012 by mule

[PirateAF]

"I remind everyone that the Mach tuck is really the 50 mission crush from bomber/transport days"

"I think the whole elbow pointing thing is pretty childish"

[SocialD]

Hey guys, this is my sister Sally!

[matmacwc]

"I'd love to circle from an ASR approach."

"I voted for the dude that ended NASA."

"I'd be happy to attend that new pride event at the pentagon."

"We need more UAVs."

"You can have my CT BFM sortie."

Edited July 6, 2012 by matmacwc

[sky_king]

"I'm totally excited to hear what the boss has to say this Friday at his 1700 CC's Call"

[Patcho]

"Just got done checking ADLS - you don't want to get close to being near to almost-but-not-quite-halfway to your due dates...Plus, CBTs are just plain fun!"