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6.9 lbs of boogers consumed/EWO/day.

Gross.

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Kudos to Boeing on the artist's rendition. I'm pretty sure I dodged those buldings in the Tweet sim in UPT.

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The missile, known as CHAMP (Counter-electronics High-powered Advanced Missile Project), fired a burst of High Powered Microwaves at the building, successfully knocking out the electronic systems and computers, and even taking out the television cameras recording the test. However, the Hot Pockets in the break room still had a cold center and tongue melting hot outer core.
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Looks like it'll fit on a fighter, why are EWs rejoicing?

What if you're an EWO that flies fighters? Sounds like a double win to me.

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What if there were such a thing as an EWO that rides in the backseat of fighters? Sounds like a double win to me.

FIFY

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Well, all the Taliban I've killed would argue I do more than just ride in the backseat. To be fair, killing assholes is my primary job, EWO is is more of a hobby. Minus the eating boogers of course.

I just wish Boeing could create a weapon that makes more of a boom and less of this weak new age tech BS. What happened to the MOAB?

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Actual video of the test from inside the test structure. A CD drive literally throws up a CD. I promise: no rickrolls

https://www.boeing.com/Features/2012/10/bds_champ_10_22_12.html?goback=.gde_3665454_member_178473235

For those wondering why/how the camera survived, it was in a Faraday cage

BQZip01 casts a magic spell of knowledge (+7 nerdiness)

Rainmain uses the cloak of ignorance (+9 stupidity). Knowledge is useless on Rainman

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Never mind. Forget I said anything about being an EWO. I have no idea what he's talking about.

Turn in your issued D-20 dice...

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Knowledge is useless on Rainman

Book knowledge is a killer. Everyone knows that.

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Actual video of the test from inside the test structure. A CD drive literally throws up a CD. I promise: no rickrolls

https://www.boeing.co...ember_178473235

For those wondering why/how the camera survived, it was in a Faraday cage

BQZip01 casts a magic spell of knowledge (+7 nerdiness)

Rainmain uses the cloak of ignorance (+9 stupidity). Knowledge is useless on Rainman

Oh good, a weapon that can be defeated by sheet metal. Sure hope our enemies don't figure out how to build with that.

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Actual video of the test from inside the test structure. A CD drive literally throws up a CD. I promise: no rickrolls

https://www.boeing.com/Features/2012/10/bds_champ_10_22_12.html?goback=.gde_3665454_member_178473235

For those wondering why/how the camera survived, it was in a Faraday cage

BQZip01 casts a magic spell of knowledge (+7 nerdiness)

Rainmain uses the cloak of ignorance (+9 stupidity). Knowledge is useless on Rainman

Are you playing dungeons and dragons here? Flog yourself appropriately.

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"In all, seven targets were hit using CHAMP’s high power microwaves in the one-hour test that degraded and defeated the electronics inside the test buildings."

Or just re-commission ENRON to manage their electric grid.

"James Dodd, vice president of Advanced Boeing Military Aircraft, part of Phantom Works said there is a real need for a weapon that can defeat a target and not cause harm to people and structures."

Real need huh? This will be especially useful in Afghanistan...where there are so many electronics inside high rises

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