February 7, 201411 yr Never heard of the skank clock rating. How does that work? I second the motion for an explanation...
February 7, 201411 yr This was sent as an explanation: I heard about this from the rescue guys in Bagram, but they called it something else I can't remember. One of the guys literally put together a powerpoint to explain it. If I remember right it was similar to the stress vs. performance model, but with skank vs attractiveness instead. Drawn out it looked like the top half of a clock, with examples being sister theresa sitting at 9 o'clock being zero attractiveness/zero skank, courtney love sitting at 3 o'clock being zero attractiveness/max skank. The sweet spot for max attractiveness per unit skank was in the 11 to 1 position. I believe Megan Fox held the 12 o'clock position on their particular powerpoint example. Everything below the 3-9 line was like negative attractiveness. I'll have to see if I kept a copy of the powerpoint. Very in depth, WIC level presentation. Pretty funny shit.
February 7, 201411 yr That sounds Epic. I'm going to work on one at home. Edited February 7, 201411 yr by guineapigfury
February 7, 201411 yr When used with the B_p vs B_r (beauty perceived vs beauty real) and corner ugly [think E-M diagram] wrt drinking driving down inhibition, could drive some serious TTPs. WIC level analysis on that as well from one of the older guys in our sq.
February 8, 201411 yr ALLEGATION, that Brig Gen Kevin B. Wooton The preponderance of evidence supported the conclusion that Brig Gen Wooton engaged in an inappropriate intimate and/or sexual relationship with Ms. [REDACTED]. ALLEGATION 1, that Brig Gen David C. Uhrich, from on or about 28Jan13 to on or about 15 Feb 13, engaged in an inappropriate relationship with Ms. [REDACTED], Brig Gen Uhrich engaged in a romantic relationship with Ms. [REDACTED] ALLEGATION 1 that Brig Gen Robert Givens, from on about Sep 2010 to on or about Aug 2012, engaged in an inappropriate relationship with Mrs. [REDACTED],. ALLEGATION 2. That beginning on or about April 2011, Colonel Scott C. Long engaged in an unprofessional relationship with Ms. [REDACTED] Wow, that Ms Redacted is a whore!
February 10, 201411 yr ALLEGATION, that Brig Gen Kevin B. Wooton The preponderance of evidence supported the conclusion that Brig Gen Wooton engaged in an inappropriate intimate and/or sexual relationship with Ms. [REDACTED]. ALLEGATION 1, that Brig Gen David C. Uhrich, from on or about 28Jan13 to on or about 15 Feb 13, engaged in an inappropriate relationship with Ms. [REDACTED], Brig Gen Uhrich engaged in a romantic relationship with Ms. [REDACTED] ALLEGATION 1 that Brig Gen Robert Givens, from on about Sep 2010 to on or about Aug 2012, engaged in an inappropriate relationship with Mrs. [REDACTED],. ALLEGATION 2. That beginning on or about April 2011, Colonel Scott C. Long engaged in an unprofessional relationship with Ms. [REDACTED] Wow, that Ms Redacted is a whore! That must be BQZip's mom's maiden name.
March 5, 201411 yr And the hits just keep on coming (sts): https://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/03/04/she-says-she-was-raped-working-undercover-as-an-air-force-informant.html Spies, Lies, and Rape in the Air Force: An Undercover Agent's Story: Jane Neubauer was just out of basic training when a secretive military unit recruited her for an undercover mission. She claims she was raped on duty. The Air Force isn’t so sure. A pretty one-sided story with not much hard evidence, however, it is still more bad press. Edited March 5, 201411 yr by Fuzz
March 6, 201411 yr (sigh) another one - this time the Army's lead sexual assault prosecutor. https://www.stripes.com/army-s-top-sex-assault-prosecutor-suspended-after-assault-allegation-1.271461
March 6, 201411 yr From the article: "Sources told Stars and Stripes that the female Army lawyer alleged that Morse attempted to kiss and grope her against her will. The alleged assault reportedly took place in a hotel room..." Rookie mistake. Everyone knows when invited to come into a female JAG's hotel room (or she comes over to yours) you always make sure you whip out the 69-page "Consent to enter into a relationship of a sexual nature" contract before you put the moves on. Oh, and never dip your pen in the company ink. Ever. ETA: more innuendo Edited March 6, 201411 yr by Flaco
March 6, 201411 yr ...or just record the whole thing. Worst (or best?) case is that it keeps you out of jail...if that's never needed, then you get to watch the best porno ever made (well, if you're me anyway).
March 6, 201411 yr ...or just record the whole thing. Worst (or best?) case is that it keeps you out of jail...if that's never needed, then you get to watch the best porno ever made (well, if you're me anyway). Do not pass Go, do not collect $200. Making a sex tape is a crime under the Uniform Code of Military Justice, the military’s highest court has ruled. https://www.armytimes.com/article/20130529/NEWS/305290002/Making-sex-tape-crime-troops-court-rules
March 6, 201411 yr Thank God you are not a real operator...time is too precious to have to explain jokes and sarcasm.
March 7, 201411 yr Making a sex tape is a crime under the Uniform Code of Military Justice, the military’s highest court has ruled. bad news...guess what you need to reset AGAIN...
March 7, 201411 yr Thank God you are not a real operator... LOL, Air Force pilots are calling themselves operators now? You must be in AFSOC...
March 7, 201411 yr LOL, Air Force pilots are calling themselves operators now? You must be in AFSOC... I do work in the Operators Group.
March 10, 201411 yr U.S. v. Chief Master Sergeant R BOWSER Type of Court-Martial: General Court-Martial Location: RAF Lakenheath, United Kingdom Projected Trial Start Date: 02-Jun-2014 Estimated Trial End Date: 07-Jun-2014 Offense(s) Charged: Article 120, Rape Article 120, Rape using force Article 125, Sodomy Article 128, Assault consummated by a battery
March 10, 201411 yr Article 128, Assault consummated by a battery Battery, eh? I'm gonna need a schematic to see how that one worked.
March 10, 201411 yr That is what happens when you spend most of your career as an enlisted aide doing this for GOs. https://www.aetc.af.mil/news/story.asp?id=123029799 ETA: Not joking at all. He spent 13 years being an enlisted aide. Edited March 10, 201411 yr by one1
March 11, 201411 yr My first Command Chief at Robins was an Enlisted Aide for 2/3rds of her career. Her EPR's were pretty much bullshit, however they were signed by 3-4 Star GO rater.
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