KState_Poke22 Posted March 22, 2013 Posted March 22, 2013 Gents, it's March. He's out at the Deid making sure all mustaches are within regs. And thank god he is. There is no one out there who will and if those people have an out of regs stache they cannot be trusted to safely operate their aircraft! He should get a retiree medal! Preferably one that is higher in precedence than any combat medal. You can't even begin the count the number of lives he's saving by embarking on this noblest of journeys!
matmacwc Posted March 22, 2013 Author Posted March 22, 2013 Rainman's mustache once stopped an Iraqi tank in its path. 1
HU&W Posted March 22, 2013 Posted March 22, 2013 Rainman doesn't need to get a time hack. He just picks a number and time hacks. 1
billy pilgrim Posted March 22, 2013 Posted March 22, 2013 I heard Rainman flew an entire combat sortie in Iraq, from takeoff to landing, in manual reversion just to "See if he could."
discus Posted March 22, 2013 Posted March 22, 2013 (edited) Rainman can sense when TF-33's are spooling up and calls "Judy" before AWACS even takes off. Edited March 22, 2013 by discus 3
abmwaldo Posted March 22, 2013 Posted March 22, 2013 Rainman can sense when TF-33's spooling up and calls "Judy" before AWACS even takes off. Such a distinctive sound but it's usually the "chemtrails" that give it away. 1
moosepileit Posted March 22, 2013 Posted March 22, 2013 I thought he hooked up with Masshole so she could discover the "God" particles.
HU&W Posted March 22, 2013 Posted March 22, 2013 (edited) I heard that after Rainman melted all of the barrels in his GAU-8 he just retracted the canopy and started throwing 30mm at the enemy. The Romans surrendered immediately. Edited March 22, 2013 by HU&W
RASH Posted March 22, 2013 Posted March 22, 2013 I hear he's taken a job in PA. Not quite right. He enrolled in journalism school so he could join the media...
Steve Davies Posted March 22, 2013 Posted March 22, 2013 Not quite right. He enrolled in journalism school so he could join the media... He'll never make it. Far too verbose.
Spoo Posted March 22, 2013 Posted March 22, 2013 Rainman's mustache once stopped an Iraqi tank in its path. Rainman doesn't need to get a time hack. He just picks a number and time hacks. I heard Rainman flew an entire combat sortie in Iraq, from takeoff to landing, in manual reversion just to "See if he could." Rainman can sense when TF-33's are spooling up and calls "Judy" before AWACS even takes off. I heard that after Rainman melted all of the barrels in his GAU-8 he just retracted the canopy and started throwing 30mm at the enemy. The Romans surrendered immediately. Easy there butt sniffers. He's not Chuck Fucking Norris.
Learjetter Posted March 22, 2013 Posted March 22, 2013 (edited) Easy there butt sniffers. He's not Chuck Fucking Norris. True. Rainman told Chuck Fucking Norris to shave. Edited March 22, 2013 by Learjetter 3
Buddy Spike Posted March 26, 2013 Posted March 26, 2013 (edited) Found him Edited March 26, 2013 by Buddy Spike 4
Fuzz Posted March 26, 2013 Posted March 26, 2013 Why are those girls bathing in soda?! Does it really matter?
DEVIL Posted March 26, 2013 Posted March 26, 2013 Why are those girls bathing in soda?! Does it really matter? They're gunna get sticky anyway.
HeloDude Posted March 26, 2013 Posted March 26, 2013 Why are those girls bathing in soda?! Don't you ever drink Sprite? It's pretty damn good!
ClearedHot Posted March 26, 2013 Posted March 26, 2013 And then Chuck Fucking Norris made it rain, man. Spoo, -69 points for liking your own post. 6
Spoo Posted March 27, 2013 Posted March 27, 2013 Spoo, -69 points for liking your own post. Sorry, I got a little overindulgent while revelling in my own hilarity.
Prosuper Posted March 27, 2013 Posted March 27, 2013 (edited) Easy there butt sniffers. He's not Chuck Fucking Norris. Chuck Norris was in the Air Force so all other branch's are invalid!! Edited March 27, 2013 by Prosuper 2
Spoo Posted March 28, 2013 Posted March 28, 2013 Oooookay. I threw a like at you because that's a fact, but I'm not really sure where you're going with that...
Buddy Spike Posted March 29, 2013 Posted March 29, 2013 Is this Rainman? Nah, I'm pretty sure he's still alive. He recently even took up mountain biking 1
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