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  On 3/21/2013 at 10:24 PM, Sneedro said:

Gents, it's March. He's out at the Deid making sure all mustaches are within regs.

:beer:

And thank god he is. There is no one out there who will and if those people have an out of regs stache they cannot be trusted to safely operate their aircraft! He should get a retiree medal! Preferably one that is higher in precedence than any combat medal. You can't even begin the count the number of lives he's saving by embarking on this noblest of journeys!

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Rainman can sense when TF-33's are spooling up and calls "Judy" before AWACS even takes off.

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  On 3/22/2013 at 12:04 PM, discus said:
Rainman can sense when TF-33's spooling up and calls "Judy" before AWACS even takes off.

Such a distinctive sound but it's usually the "chemtrails" that give it away.

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I heard that after Rainman melted all of the barrels in his GAU-8 he just retracted the canopy and started throwing 30mm at the enemy. The Romans surrendered immediately.

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  On 3/22/2013 at 5:32 PM, Steve Davies said:

I hear he's taken a job in PA.

Not quite right. He enrolled in journalism school so he could join the media...

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  On 3/22/2013 at 6:23 PM, RASH said:

Not quite right. He enrolled in journalism school so he could join the media...

He'll never make it. Far too verbose.

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  On 3/22/2013 at 2:19 AM, matmacwc said:

Rainman's mustache once stopped an Iraqi tank in its path.

  On 3/22/2013 at 2:36 AM, HU&W said:

Rainman doesn't need to get a time hack. He just picks a number and time hacks.

  On 3/22/2013 at 8:24 AM, billy pilgrim said:

I heard Rainman flew an entire combat sortie in Iraq, from takeoff to landing, in manual reversion just to "See if he could."

  On 3/22/2013 at 12:04 PM, discus said:

Rainman can sense when TF-33's are spooling up and calls "Judy" before AWACS even takes off.

  On 3/22/2013 at 4:56 PM, HU&W said:

I heard that after Rainman melted all of the barrels in his GAU-8 he just retracted the canopy and started throwing 30mm at the enemy. The Romans surrendered immediately.

Easy there butt sniffers. He's not Chuck Fucking Norris.

Posted (edited)
  On 3/22/2013 at 8:33 PM, Spoo said:

Easy there butt sniffers. He's not Chuck Fucking Norris.

True. Rainman told Chuck Fucking Norris to shave.

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And then Chuck Fucking Norris made it rain, man.

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  On 3/26/2013 at 3:10 AM, spaceman said:
Why are those girls bathing in soda?!

Does it really matter?

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  On 3/26/2013 at 3:10 AM, spaceman said:

Why are those girls bathing in soda?!

  On 3/26/2013 at 3:42 AM, Scaredfuzz21 said:

Does it really matter?

They're gunna get sticky anyway.

Posted
  On 3/22/2013 at 8:54 PM, Spoo said:

And then Chuck Fucking Norris made it rain, man.

Spoo, -69 points for liking your own post.

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  On 3/26/2013 at 12:31 PM, ClearedHot said:

Spoo, -69 points for liking your own post.

Sorry, I got a little overindulgent while revelling in my own hilarity.

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  On 3/22/2013 at 8:33 PM, Spoo said:

Easy there butt sniffers. He's not Chuck Fucking Norris.

Chuck Norris was in the Air Force so all other branch's are invalid!!

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Oooookay. I threw a like at you because that's a fact, but I'm not really sure where you're going with that...

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