The hardest working DB in Hollywood.

[ThreeHoler]

I don't think he understands the word "literally."

Literally, he does not.

[Toro]

I don't think he understands the word "literally."

Unfortunately he might. We literally had to change the meaning because of douchebags like him.

Definition of LITERALLY

1: in a literal sense or manner : actually <took the remark literally> <was literally insane>

2: in effect : virtually <will literally turn the world upside down to combat cruelty or injustice — Norman Cousins>

[Masshole]

Unfortunately he might. We literally had to change the meaning because of douchebags like him.

Definition of LITERALLY

1: in a literal sense or manner : actually <took the remark literally> <was literally insane>

2: in effect : virtually <will literally turn the world upside down to combat cruelty or injustice — Norman Cousins>

Correct me if I am wrong since I am not a native speaker, but those definitions are contradictions. Actually- existing in fact. Virtually- approximately. For the same fucking word.

[Learjetter]

Correct me if I am wrong since I am not a native speaker, but those definitions are contradictions. Actually- existing in fact. Virtually- approximately. For the same fucking word.

You are not wrong. And that's an excellent, and proper, use of a F-bomb.

[backseatdriver]

Correct me if I am wrong since I am not a native speaker, but those definitions are contradictions. Actually- existing in fact. Virtually- approximately. For the same fucking word.

That's English for you.

"It only took me a bat of an eye to kill the bat with a bat."

[Masshole]

You are not wrong. And that's an excellent, and proper, use of a F-bomb.

I learned the vulgarity becoming a Boston sports fan.

That's English for you.

"It only took me a bat of an eye to kill the bat with a bat."

For this I think English is the hardest language to learn without any competition. It has taken me 10 years so far and I still have no idea what to do in most cases. Though I am not sure how hard it is to learn Mandarin or Cantonese from an outside perspective. I imagine the tones, especially in Cantonese, are similar in difficulty to the homonyms of English.

[Spoo]

What the fuck is a "homonym"?

(please don't actually answer that, it's a joke.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26UA578yQ5g

[zrooster99]

Yeah. He's an amazing example for Catholocism.

"How fucking dare you..." I'm pretty sure that's straight out of Jesus' mouth. Especially given that it's attacking Cruise for implying something that he wasn't.

I submit that you do not know what the fuck you are talking about (fuck added for flavor/emphasis).

[Prozac]

What the fuck is a "homonym"?

(please don't actually answer that, it's a joke.)

I think it's a gay thing.