Commanders are dropping like flies this year

[17D_guy]

16 hours ago, SuperWSO said:

Seen on the Chive.  She’s probably just not near any Cyber dudes and had to settle 😁

You know it.  Just let me take out my retainer first.

[IDALPHA]

1 hour ago, 17D_guy said:

You know it.  Just let me take out my retainer first.

And put a little extra tape on your glasses.

[DEVIL]

Anonymous Activist Gets Potholes Fixed By Drawing Giant Penises Around Them

https://www.fastcompany.com/3045488/anonymous-activist-gets-potholes-fixed-by-drawing-giant-penises-around-them?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&fbclid=IwAR0CVUR4nfnytOLLSljhnyJmy7rjDd18gzyjPPDZuWouBDyO_yJAlEFoj8Y

 

Did the 69 BS/CC find a new job already?

[HeloDude]

On November 29, 2018 at 11:01 AM, Sua Sponte said:

The previous Vance CV was my Sq/CC when he was relieved of command over an ASEV failure, he was the fall guy. He eventually made O-6, but had to work twice as hard and the right people took care of him. So, I wouldn’t say this dude’s career is totally done. 

The 'previous Vance CV', as in the new Laughlin Wg CC?

[Sua Sponte]

2 minutes ago, HeloDude said:

The 'previous Vance CV', as in the new Laughlin Wg CC?

No, my bad, the one before him.

Edited December 2, 2018 by Sua Sponte

[Prozac]

On 11/30/2018 at 3:52 PM, BashiChuni said:

OH FFS! Heaven forbid ISIS gets offended on what our airmen are proudly writing on bombs  

the Air Force is lost guys. 

Jesus.

We’re going to drop this ordinance on you that is designed to rip you and everything around you apart in an extremely violent and unpleasant manner, but we’ll be sure to be culturally sensitive about it, so you’ve at least got that going for you. Also, rest assured, we won’t be drawing ANY dicks while in the process of killing you and breaking your shit.

Good to see that we’re finally starting to get our priorities straight. 

[Majestik Møøse]

“According to the CDI, the compact disc was discovered when a vehicle driven by an "other country national" was inspected as it entered the base. The disc was later turned in to officials. The suggestive material prompted an investigation.”

Here’s a CF. Don’t be sloppy.

 

[Skitzo]

“According to the CDI, the compact disc was discovered when a vehicle driven by an "other country national" was inspected as it entered the base. The disc was later turned in to officials. The suggestive material prompted an investigation.”
Here’s a CF. Don’t be sloppy.
 

Other Country National? Because Third Country National is also a pejorative term?


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[ThreeHoler]

Other Country National? Because Third Country National is also a pejorative term?


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Yes. They changed from TCN to OCN 3-4 years ago because some twat thought it was a reference to third world not that it was a third country (host nation being first, US being second, and all others belonging to a third country).

[Sprkt69]

4 hours ago, DEVIL said:

Anonymous Activist Gets Potholes Fixed By Drawing Giant Penises Around Them

https://www.fastcompany.com/3045488/anonymous-activist-gets-potholes-fixed-by-drawing-giant-penises-around-them?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&fbclid=IwAR0CVUR4nfnytOLLSljhnyJmy7rjDd18gzyjPPDZuWouBDyO_yJAlEFoj8Y

 

Did the 69 BS/CC find a new job already?

Will probably have a job lined up with the Reserves

[congressman]

Fellas, i have yet to have any contact with him.

[Prosuper]

11 hours ago, Prozac said:

Jesus.

We’re going to drop this ordinance on you that is designed to rip you and everything around you apart in an extremely violent and unpleasant manner, but we’ll be sure to be culturally sensitive about it, so you’ve at least got that going for you. Also, rest assured, we won’t be drawing ANY dicks while in the process of killing you and breaking your shit.

Good to see that we’re finally starting to get our priorities straight. 

Who ever did the firing doesn't even understand what will follow. Knowing the G.I. mind penises will appear anywhere even at the most embarrassing time. Glad I'm long retired.

 

[matmacwc]

10 hours ago, congressman said:

Fellas, i have yet to have any contact with him.

Well lookey lookey who showed up,  keep your cranium on a swivel in DC.

is McSally going to fill in for Kyle?  Figured you’d hear the rumors before us.  I know it the senate, but anything?

Edited December 2, 2018 by matmacwc

[gearhog]

12 hours ago, Prozac said:

Jesus.

We’re going to drop this ordinance on you that is designed to rip you and everything around you apart in an extremely violent and unpleasant manner, but we’ll be sure to be culturally sensitive about it, so you’ve at least got that going for you. Also, rest assured, we won’t be drawing ANY dicks while in the process of killing you and breaking your shit.

Good to see that we’re finally starting to get our priorities straight. 

Priorities for the next generation warfighter: Avoid conflict. No outward expressions of sexuality. No jokes, criticisms, or judgements. You must kill without glee, and also without question.

[waveshaper]

25 minutes ago, torqued said:

Priorities for the next generation warfighter: Avoid conflict. No outward expressions of sexuality. No jokes, criticisms, or judgements. You must kill without glee, and also without question.

No male Airman Authorized/Eunuchs only - seems to be the direction the USAF is heading. If you can't pass this test "punch now".  

 

[HuggyU2]

https://www.captiongenerator.com/780212/Navy-Dick-In-The-Sky

 

[Stitch]

On 12/2/2018 at 4:38 AM, Prosuper said:

Who ever did the firing doesn't even understand what will follow. Knowing the G.I. mind penises will appear anywhere even at the most embarrassing time. Glad I'm long retired.

 

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[pilot]

 

 

[Sua Sponte]

https://www.airforcetimes.com/news/your-air-force/2019/02/12/first-female-viper-demo-team-pilot-relieved-after-two-weeks/?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=Socialflow+AIR&utm_medium=social&fbclid=IwAR0M8v5gFLG12Hn7AFSenM7xHUQWaqWLax45c0-LuS7kC-m0lGwTh2VrXwE

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“Col. Derek O’Malley, 20th Fighter Wing commander, relieved Capt. Zoe Kotnik from command Feb. 11 due to a loss of confidence in her ability to lead and command the Air Combat Command F-16 Viper demonstration team,” Col. Allen Herritage, director of public affairs at ACC, said in a statement.

The ironic part is the commander who relieved her of command is the same guy who helped make the Korean Gold Bond video in the 2000's.

Edited February 12, 2019 by Sua Sponte

[BFM this]

Depending on the circumstances surrounding this case, could be very ironic indeed.

...or a non sequitur 

[celtic020]

44 minutes ago, Sua Sponte said:

https://www.airforcetimes.com/news/your-air-force/2019/02/12/first-female-viper-demo-team-pilot-relieved-after-two-weeks/?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=Socialflow+AIR&utm_medium=social&fbclid=IwAR0M8v5gFLG12Hn7AFSenM7xHUQWaqWLax45c0-LuS7kC-m0lGwTh2VrXwE

The ironic part is the commander who relieved her of command is the same guy who helped make the Korean Gold Bond video in the 2000's.

Wonder what she did.  Pretty brutal story overall -- seemed like she had her s*** together. 

[pawnman]

47 minutes ago, BFM this said:

Depending on the circumstances surrounding this case, could be very ironic indeed.

...or a non sequitur 

Agreed.  No way to know if it was something like the B-52s drawing penises in the sky, or a routine training rule violation like busting an NSA or something similar.

[Bergman]

https://www.airforcetimes.com/news/your-air-force/2019/02/12/first-female-viper-demo-team-pilot-relieved-after-two-weeks/

 

WHats the back story here??

[JeremiahWeed]

15 minutes ago, Bergman said:

https://www.airforcetimes.com/news/your-air-force/2019/02/12/first-female-viper-demo-team-pilot-relieved-after-two-weeks/

WHats the back story here??

There's one thing even they have historically had a difficult time talking their way out of:  Fucking the help.  Just sayin'.

[Sua Sponte]

26 minutes ago, JeremiahWeed said:

There's one thing even they have historically had a difficult time talking their way out of:  ing the help.  Just sayin'.

Well, the key is to be retirement eligible. Then you’re relatively fine. If you’re not? Brush up that resume.