Deployment/TDY timeline of different platforms

[brabus]

You haven’t lived until you’ve failed to convince a drunk bro that it’s a dude, he then “discovers” that fact on his own, and runs away screaming “it’s a dude!” back to your side of the bar. Pretty standard South Pacific TDY back in the day!

[arg]

Quote from an EWO, early 90s "Can I dance with your date? Mine has a dick"

[FourFans]

2 hours ago, Biff_T said:

Too many hours in the Huey turned me into a hobbit.

Hairy feet?

[Biff_T]

3 hours ago, FourFans said:

Hairy feet?

Lol.  I needed hair on my feet for a few reasons:

1.  Flying the Huey in Mountains when its cold outside, my feet would turn into blocks of ice.  

2. To match my hairy palms.

Im not sure how evolution took hold so fast but as my hours grew in the Huey, so did the hair on my feet.  The hair stopped growing as thick and beautiful on the top of my head, and started sprouting on my feet.