Try Saying...

[M2]

One of the few good things about a joint job is that you get jokes from the other services. I received this today and thought it was pretty funny...

Cheers! M2

Dear Shipmates:

It has been brought to the Wardroom's attention that some individuals throughout the ship have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their shipmates. Due to complaints received from some sailors who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with shipmates. Therefore, a list of 18 new and innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.

1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.

INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing.

2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.

INSTEAD OF: She's a f___ing *****.

3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.

INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?

4) TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.

INSTEAD OF: No f___ing way.

5) TRY SAYING: Really?

INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh___ing me!

6) TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...

INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.

7) TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.

INSTEAD OF: It's not my f___ing problem.

8) TRY SAYING: That's interesting.

INSTEAD OF: What the f___?

9) TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.

INSTEAD OF: this sh__ won't work.

10) TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.

INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn't you tell me sooner?

11 ) TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.

INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.

12) TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?

INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.

13) TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?

INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.

14) TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.

INSTEAD OF: F__ it, I'm still going to get paid.

15) TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.

INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.

16) TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.

INSTEAD OF: This f___ing ship sucks.

17) TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?

INSTEAD OF: Who the f___ died and made you Chief?

18) TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.

INSTEAD OF: He's a f__king, c__k-sucker .

Thank You, The Wardroom

[Ryder1587]

Haha that post was the f_____ s____!!

I mean, I enjoyed reading the informative post.

[Riddller]

That's awesome!!

LMFAO!

[Riddller]

Uh... I mean I chortled greatly at your humorous witticism.

[Guest nikimb81]

OH THAT WAS GREAT, let it be a lesson to all that a potty mouth is not necessity.... F*** THAT S***!!

[AFCS_Actuator]

TRY SAYING: How delightfully hilarious!

INSTEAD OF: That was F_____ funny!