Guest gonads Posted January 10, 2006 Posted January 10, 2006 I was scrolling through my MP3s and found an old forgotten favorite of mine from college. Its an Irish folk song by a guy named Christy Moore. Its called Lisdoonvarna, and I can attest that its a great drinking song especially when all in the place of drink is singing and there is someone playing a spoon and a cookiesheet. Great times. What are your favorite drinking songs?
ClearedHot Posted January 10, 2006 Posted January 10, 2006 The Gang Bang Song, but I have not been able to find an MP3 of it. Classic tune, espeically when played at a Piano bar.
Container STS Posted January 10, 2006 Posted January 10, 2006 a nun taught me this one: I F***d a dead whore by the roadside I knew right away she was dead (drunks: SHE WAS DEAD!) The skin was all gone from her belly And her hair was all gone from her head (drunks: HER HEAD!) repeat as necessary
Flare Posted January 10, 2006 Posted January 10, 2006 Originally posted by Clearedhot: The Gang Bang Song, but I have not been able to find an MP3 of it. Classic tune, espeically when played at a Piano bar. This song? https://www.immortalia.com/html/categorized...g/gang-bang.htm
Guest viper24 Posted January 10, 2006 Posted January 10, 2006 Brad Paisley "Alcohol" or Toby Keith "Courtsey of the Red, White, and Blue" (895 people know what Im talking about)
Toasty Posted January 10, 2006 Posted January 10, 2006 Hair of the Dog, I'm not sure of the title...I think its "I used to work in Chicago". I used to work in Chicago at a department store Thought I did a pretty good job but I can't go back there anymore A man and his wife came in for a cake "what kind of cake?" said I "Layer" he said "LAY HER I DID" <- crowd and I can't go back there anymore Its got about 8 other verses too.. [ 10. January 2006, 01:01: Message edited by: toastychicken ]
Mambo Posted January 10, 2006 Posted January 10, 2006 My favorite was "The Big Rig Song" as sung by Stevie and Doug in Okinawa. Count the wheels on the big rig, then even only, then odd, then in Roman Numerals! I II III IV V VI...well, you get the point.
Hacker Posted January 10, 2006 Posted January 10, 2006 From the Fighter Pilot Songbook: THE OLD DEPARTMENT STORE (tune: The Bear Went Over The Mountain) I used to work in Chicago, at the old department store I used to work in Chicago, I don't work there anymore A woman come in for some paper! <crowd> Some paper from the store... Paper she wanted, a ream she got! Oohh! I don't work there anymore! I used to work in Chicago, at the old department store I used to work in Chicago, I don't work there anymore A woman come in for some jewelry! <crowd> Some jewelry from the store Jewelry she wanted, a pearl necklace she got! Oohh! I don't work there anymore! Other Verses: Carpet she wanted, laid she got Elevator she wanted, my shaft she got Nail she wanted, screwed she got Plumbing she wanted, my pipe she got Seafood she wanted, crabs she got Fishing rod she wanted, my pole she got Some needles she wanted, a prick she got A donkey she wanted, some ass she got Canned ham she wanted, porked she got Meat she wanted, my sausage she got Beef she wanted, porked she got Helicopter she wanted, my chopper she got KitKat she wanted, four fingers she got Camel she wanted, humped she got Translator she wanted, cunning linguist she got Turkey she wanted, gobble she got **** she wanted, **** she got Orgasm she wanted, who cares what she got?!
Hacker Posted January 10, 2006 Posted January 10, 2006 Also from the Fighter Pilot Songbook... (as taught to me back in WW-OIF by a bunch of drunk RAF pilots!) OLD KING COLE Old King Cole was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he He called for his kites in the middle of the night And he called for his [crew position] three Now, every [crew position] was a very fine chap And a very fine chap was heee-eeeee ... "I don't give two f*cks" said the Pilot Merry merry men are we There's none so fair as can compare To the boys of the RFC So how's your father...all right! How's your sister...she's tight! When was your last time...last night! When's your next time...to-night! Rule Britannia, with Marmalade and jam, Five Chinese crackers up your arsehole, Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. (repeat, adding crew positions and removing 'bang's every verse) "15 miles off course" said the Navigator "15 pounds more boost" said the Engineer "Dah-di-di-dah-di-di-dah" said the Wireless-Operator "Jesus Christ it's cold" said the Tail-Gunner "Left, steady, left, steady, left" said the Bombardier [ 10. January 2006, 04:42: Message edited by: Hacker ] 1
ClearedHot Posted January 10, 2006 Posted January 10, 2006 Originally posted by ENJJPT IP: This song? https://www.immortalia.com/html/categorized...g/gang-bang.htm Yes that is the song, now if you can just find an MP3 of it.
Guest NU lax Posted January 10, 2006 Posted January 10, 2006 John Valby (aka Dr. Dirty) always plays that at his shows and I know it is one of his albums.
EvilEagle Posted January 10, 2006 Posted January 10, 2006 Originally posted by sid: a nun taught me this one: I F***d a dead whore by the roadside I knew right away she was dead (drunks: SHE WAS DEAD!) The skin was all gone from her belly And her hair was all gone from her head (drunks: HER HEAD!) repeat as necessary But that's only the first half of the first verse! And as I lay down there beside her, I knew right away I had sinned (I HAD SINNED) I put my lips to her sweet p*$$y and sucked out the wad I shot in (SHOT IN) Chorus: Sucked out, sucked out I sucked out the wad I shot in (SHOT IN) repeat once 2nd verse: I sucked out the wad from her p*$$y I sucked out the wad from her ear I sucked out the wad from between her bit t!t$ and then I sucked down a cold beer (COLD BEER) chorus with "down a cold beer" 3rd verse: My one skin lies over my two skin my two skin lies over my three my three skin lies over my foreskin oh bring back my foreskin to me (TO ME) bring back, bring back.... and yes, that IS a GREAT song! :D
HercDude Posted January 11, 2006 Posted January 11, 2006 I don't want to join the Air Force, I don't want to go to war . . . . Might have just been a Lakenheath thing. I don't know because I no longer hang out with people who point with their elbows.
Guest sickels101 Posted January 11, 2006 Posted January 11, 2006 Drop Kick Murphy's "Irish Drinking Song." Good stuff with a modern beat.
Toro Posted January 11, 2006 Posted January 11, 2006 Originally posted by HercDude: I don't want to join the Air Force, I don't want to go to war . . . . Might have just been a Lakenheath thing. I don't know because I no longer hang out with people who point with their elbows. No, it's at least standard among the C and E models. Went to a roll call at the 1st Fighter Squadron and they were well versed in the song.
serena burton Posted October 22, 2021 Posted October 22, 2021 it was taught to me by a drunk irishman by the name john o'donnell ...oh the midnight air,the wind blew fair blew right up her nitey,tits hung loose like balls on a moose,jesus christ almighty,she jumped in the bed, covered up her head said i couldn't find her but she let out a scream when i shot her the cream cause i jumped right in behind her,i humped her once ,i humped her twice,i humped her once too often,broke the main spring in her and sent her to her coffin. quite catchy.
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