Hacker Posted June 7, 2011 Posted June 7, 2011 I'd like to see them try to enforce this at a T-38 UPT or IFF squadron. Good luck. Making silly attempts to rid the world if isms will only help create new and more creative isms. It's been tried countless times in every MAJCOM that I've been in. Yet, somehow when "that guy" leaves, it goes right on.
StainedClass Posted June 7, 2011 Posted June 7, 2011 A retired Hog buddy of mine told me about Hog Sweeps and "walkin' the balls" at England AFB in the late -80's. Can you help me out Rainman? SC
Guest Posted June 7, 2011 Posted June 7, 2011 A retired Hog buddy of mine told me about Hog Sweeps and "walkin' the balls" at England AFB in the late -80's. Can you help me out Rainman? SC Self explanitory, and it's ball walking not walking the balls. I would say both those practices would be frowned upon in today's environment. I imagine people get butt hurt if they were to get knocked on their ass during a fighter sweep in the club and the wives would likely claim some sort of sexual assault if they were to see another man's balls hanging out. Today a Hog driver is expected to ball walk the threats in combat but will get crushed for doing the same in the O'Club. FWIW, both those things went away the day the first female fighter pilots were announced.
DFRESH Posted June 7, 2011 Posted June 7, 2011 I heard some RUMINT six to nine days ago that AETC is forbidding student pilots from saying STS and referring to 69. Anyone else hear this? Fact..... And we've already started developing new isms to hold us over until the madness stops.
Murph Posted June 7, 2011 Posted June 7, 2011 Fact..... And we've already started developing new isms to hold us over until the madness stops. Just student pilots can't say those things? I don't exactly try to squeeze those terms into my routine but just to forbid students from saying em' is kinda lame IMO.
Getzen2 Posted June 7, 2011 Posted June 7, 2011 Fact..... And we've already started developing new isms to hold us over until the madness stops. Hasn't filtered in here, but we can't wear any patch that is not "approved", to include the -38 or Tone pocket patch.
osulax05 Posted June 7, 2011 Posted June 7, 2011 Maybe I'm overlooking something obvious, but how can you order someone not to say something? Barring OPSEC, prejudicial, or otherwise "illegal" talk, what grounds do CC's have on this and what are the consequences for requesting an over-nugget?
SocialD Posted June 7, 2011 Posted June 7, 2011 what are the consequences for requesting an over-nugget? Sounding like an idiot... 3 1
check6 Posted June 7, 2011 Posted June 7, 2011 no madness yet at VN. the wg/cc and wg/cv are fighter types so hopefully things stay normal... BUT just to be safe, while i still can NUGGET CRANIUM SO TO SPEAK CONTAINER 69 1
matmacwc Posted June 7, 2011 Posted June 7, 2011 Saw ball walking at Osan O club a few years back, SQ/CC and all, haven't seen it since
StainedClass Posted June 8, 2011 Posted June 8, 2011 Self explanitory, and it's ball walking not walking the balls. FWIW, both those things went away the day the first female fighter pilots were announced. Please accept my sincere apology...
sky_king Posted June 8, 2011 Posted June 8, 2011 How is it not gay to show your balls to other dudes? 1
Hacker Posted June 8, 2011 Posted June 8, 2011 Self explanitory, and it's ball walking not walking the balls. I would say both those practices would be frowned upon in today's environment. Ops checked as bad:
HuggyU2 Posted June 8, 2011 Posted June 8, 2011 (edited) I knew it would only be a matter of a few hours before Hacker ball-walked into this conversation. "Disgrace of the Armed Forces"? Really? I find it disgraceful the author didn't capitalize "Armed Forces". Edited June 8, 2011 by Huggyu2
Napoleon_Tanerite Posted June 8, 2011 Posted June 8, 2011 How is it not gay to show your balls to other dudes? Because to a fighter pilot the line between gay and not is a VERY gray one. 1
StainedClass Posted June 8, 2011 Posted June 8, 2011 (edited) Ops checked as bad: That's OUTSTANDING! Is that an actual Letter of Something-or-Other? Edited June 8, 2011 by StainedClass
Masshole Posted June 8, 2011 Posted June 8, 2011 How is it not gay to show your balls to other dudes? I was always told that something is not gay unless the balls touch. Do not move in for a hug and you should be in good shape.
Guest Posted June 8, 2011 Posted June 8, 2011 How is it not gay to show your balls to other dudes? Ugh. Who said anything about other dudes? I'm curious, how do you even think of shit like that? I guess you have to live in a world where people think about having to ball walk real live threats before this makes any sense. This is not a cud chewing scenario. This technique is for talking to chicks, including and especially the FW/CCs wife if she's present, at the big house. They have a choice to be exposed as a meat gazing package checker or continue talking with you as if you balls were not within inches of their leg/hand/whatever. It's risky, but fun...get it?
Masshole Posted June 8, 2011 Posted June 8, 2011 Ugh. Who said anything about other dudes? I'm curious, how do you even think of shit like that? I guess you have to live in a world where people think about having to ball walk real live threats before this makes any sense. This is not a cud chewing scenario. This technique is for talking to chicks, including and especially the FW/CCs wife if she's present, at the big house. They have a choice to be exposed as a meat gazing package checker or continue talking with you as if you balls were not within inches of their leg/hand/whatever. It's risky, but fun...get it? Sky_King. Maybe he is concerned about being busted before the DADT repeal.
Guest Crew Report Posted June 8, 2011 Posted June 8, 2011 That's OUTSTANDING! Is that an actual Letter of Something-or-Other? Art 15
Ram Posted June 8, 2011 Posted June 8, 2011 Ugh. Who said anything about other dudes? I'm curious, how do you even think of shit like that? I guess you have to live in a world where people think about having to ball walk real live threats before this makes any sense. This is not a cud chewing scenario. This technique is for talking to chicks, including and especially the FW/CCs wife if she's present, at the big house. They have a choice to be exposed as a meat gazing package checker or continue talking with you as if you balls were not within inches of their leg/hand/whatever. It's risky, but fun...get it? Bravo, Rainman. I've never been able to explain ballwalking as concisely and clearly as this.
Day Man Posted June 8, 2011 Posted June 8, 2011 how do you "ball walk the threats in combat"? whip your nuts out before you roll in on a strafing run? i think this might become part of my AR technique...
Guest Crew Report Posted June 8, 2011 Posted June 8, 2011 how do you "ball walk the threats in combat"? whip your nuts out before you roll in on a strafing run? i think this might become part of my AR technique... You can give people the "Goat" when they climb up the crew entry chute.
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